Ending my life in a meaningful/funny way.

[Lavander 230]

I do realize that life is meaningless for the most part and no one will remember me after 100 years or so. I'm pretty sure I will be mentioned in the news about my CTB though. But that's not it, I want to leave this world with a BANG since this is the only chance I have to interact with the living world

I was thinking of doing a live streaming, but it's a bit risky since if they find out about my intentions, my channel will get suspended immediately. I still like this idea but it has to be more discrete.

Another idea was having a suicide note collected a text of suicide jokes made by this forum. Imagine how hilarious all of this would sound once it gets published in a news article.

Lastly, my plan is to do it in public. I would come up with some stupid pun and if people don't respond to it correctly I would explode or something lmao.

Now obviously I'm the only person who wouldn't be able to witness any of this, that's why I would want my ending to look as hilarious as possible. Any idea no matter how stupid it is are all appreciated in this thread. If nothing changes, my date of CTB is 2025, preferably April 1, for obvious reasons.

 

[StrangeAndDeath]

You are nuts is all I'll say

 

[beyondgone]

You'd need to make sure you exploded pretty spectacularly to get the job done, you wouldn't want to fail and end up worse off

 

[Lavander 230]

You'd need to make sure you exploded pretty spectacularly to get the job done, you wouldn't want to fail and end up worse off

Yes I know. I'll have more than enough time to plan all this through.

 

[Caoine01]

I feel: funny ist not funny here.

Think twice and make it better!

 

[GasMonkey]

What's your method?

 

[Lavander 230]

What's your method?

it depends on how I want to present myself. Gulping down 100g of SN with anti-vomit blockers is one of the easiest methods, but I want to do something more original than that.

 

[The Abyss]

Life can get you down sometimes, they told me to hang in there; so I did.

Things can get pretty messy so it's a good thing I wore brown underwear.

I've always been the life of the party so figured I'd go out with a bang.

 

[Lavander 230]

Life can get you down sometimes, they told me to hang in there; so I did.

Things can get pretty messy so it's a good thing I wore brown underwear.

I've always been the life of the party so figured I'd go out with a bang.

That's the spirit, man. Whatever you do, give it some kind of purpose or a meaning.

 

[Archness]

"Life is work so I quit"
"You're just upset you saw me in the act"
"Wake me up when it gets better"

Also if your livestreaming, how about making your own private service, just for this? That way it can't be shut down prematurely (like on twitch, youtube, etc). It'll take some knowhow, but you should have the time to set something up and make sure it'd work. Perhaps you steam on that and many other services simultaneously for redundancy?

Since you wish to maximize how many people see this, will you give us links? Who'd get these links? If alot of normies are tuned in they'll try to stop you (Like Ronnie McNutt, though they failed).

 

[Octavia]

I was thinking that legally changing my name to "They Themmington" before retiring would have been pretty funny, but I suppose that some people are just better than me at humour.

 

[Lavander 230]

I was thinking that legally changing my name to "They Themmington" before retiring would have been pretty funny, but I suppose that some people are just better than me at humour.

No offense, but what exactly is Themmington? I guess since I'm not from US I may not know some terms.

 

[TimeHasCome6]

You are nuts is all I'll say

I agree!

 

[Octavia]

No offense, but what exactly is Themmington? I guess since I'm not from US I may not know some terms.

It's kind of a joke name, really. Based upon they/them pronouns.

 

[TimeHasCome6]

It's kind of a joke name, really. Based upon they/them pronouns.

I like it. :)

 

[Gustav Hartmann]

Hang yourself on a helium ballon. Your corpse will travel around.

 

[Lavander 230]

Hang yourself on a helium ballon. Your corpse will travel around.

That would require tons of helium. I likr your idea though.

How old are you, just curious? Public ctb is a really bad idea...

I'm 19.

 

[Amakishiyo]

Hang yourself on a helium ballon. Your corpse will travel around.

Literally straight out of a Junji Ito manga

 

[Lavander 230]

Literally straight out of a Junji Ito manga

What chapter and page? I may have a look at it.

 

[Amakishiyo]

What chapter and page? I may have a look at it.

Sixth chapter, volume 4 "The Hanging Ballons"

 

[phantasm_]

I like the way you think. That idea is unique and full of personality. You would probably go down in history.

 

[AhmedAlRazek]