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Ok. I'll start.

Don'tcha just hate it when.......

You're wiping your ass and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and you get shit all over it?
 
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avoid

avoid

Jul 31, 2023
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Don'tcha just hate it when…

You're done browsing social media so you close the app, but you stare at your screen just a second too long and muscle memory kicks in, opening the social media app again. And you're like… stupid brain, and close the app a second time.

(Also, I have morning poops before I take a shower. Shower is mega bidet.)
 
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FoxSauce

FoxSauce

Emotional unstable like and IKEA table
Aug 23, 2024
500
Dont cha hate it when....

You accidently push the wrong button on something instead of the one your supposed to press or delete a tab you didnt meant to delete.
 
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psp3000

psp3000

Enlightened
May 20, 2023
1,471
Don't cha just hate it when....

you're drinking from a cup without a straw and while you're doing so some spills and drips from the side of the cup on your face, neck, and shirt

so you decide to go from a big cup to a small cup to prevent it from ever happening again but it happens anyway every once in a while
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Illuminated
Sep 9, 2018
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When you're gaming on your laptop and it gets too hot and noisy to comfortably be on your lap/stomach.

On the plus side, my shits tend to be very clean and don't really leave my ass all poopy. But either way it's important to buy good quality toilet paper and wrap it over itself a few times to avoid breakage while wiping. Plus the Charmin bears are just too cute to cheap out.
 
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Pluto

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Dec 27, 2020
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Namelesa

Namelesa

Trapped in this Suffering
Sep 21, 2024
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Don'tcha just hate it when you have to live miserably and not be able to die?
 
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