I mean I like these in fanfics or books or dreams. No one better think that I'd actually do this here. It could be said I'm a fictosexual. I have no interest in biohumans. All bio-humans are sexually unattractive. I can't understand how anyone could ever find them sexy. So I'm asexual towards this world's humans. Fantasy worlds's humans however.
"You naughty slut, you don't deserve to comment on this thread." "You like commenting, don't you, you naughty slut!" "You'll be so embarrassed when others read what you posted!" "You say you don't like it, but your body knows better". "You don't deserve human rights since you post such shitty posts!"
"You better choke on my...!" Ramming the 20 inch dick into mouth, forcing them to look at you, binding their arms behind your back, telling them they better make you cum.
Imagine ctbing by choking on...
Tall women (at least 250cm, 100 meters is good too), and short men (160cm), tall men (250cm, 100 meters is good too), long d, small d. I need one tall boyfriend with a 20 inch dick, and a small boyfriend with a tiny dick. I love tiny dicks so much, I like bent dicks, I like all dicks that can be used to cause embarrassment to their wearers. I've never realized, but I seem to like extreme opposites. Normal is boring. And Aerith should get sword-fingered by Sephiroth for saying normal is best. She's a goddamn Cetra who can magically know when people are dead and communicate with a life stream.
Twomen. Twomen are an evolved form of man, man is a basic level human being, and twomen have evolved to have two dicks. If people can have two legs...
Futanari. If people can have both arms and legs...
I hate ugly testicles. So only tiny, grape-size, tight, firm testicles, or huge inside-testicles. And testicles really need to be separated, like two eggs are separated forming a heart-shape to tell people you are a being with a heart and not a robot. And they need to start earlier. What kind of fucking amateur designed this worlds's humans?!
No roast-beefs (I don't know what they're usually called in English), only a cute swollen hole. A hole is a hole. No fictional stuff like clitoris, roast beef, blaff blaff, ureathea, blood, fish-smell. I swear transwomen are more ciswomen. There's a sexy hole, you ram your dick in it, it feels really good, she can't get pregnant before her 35th birthday, but she'll usually have her first kid on her 50th birthday and be able to have kids till she dies of old age.
Men losing their ability to have kids on their 25th birthday.
Men gaining their ability to have kids on their 35th birthday.
Then when the dick goes into the womb, its head gets larger, and it feels so good when the dick can't get out no matter how much it is pulled back.
Woman not being able to feel pain, instead, everything feels good to them and they orgasm of almost anything.
Did I say people don't poop so their asshole is always clean?
Most people not wanting kids.
Massaging inside-testicles.
And... and... whipping.
Person being scared of being whipped.
Person being unwilling to bdsm and finding it repulsive and wrong and disgusting.
Dicks that can change length. Anywhere from 1cm to 200cm.
Breasts that change size. A woman has a flat chest during day, and during night she wills herself a couple of Js.
Everyone deserves to read this, my final gift to this world: clouds should be titties, rain should be cum or milk, and sounds of thunder should instead be sexy moaning. Imagine two cloud titties colliding, sending milk flying, while the sexiest "Ahhh, this feels so good!" could be heard.
And trees should have dicks instead of tree branches and when you walk by one, it tries to grab you into and tram its "root" into your butt while saying "You fucking like it, don't you, you dirty slutty human!"
Street lamps should come with stereos that play sexy moans.
Stiff breasts. I hate softies. Breasts should be hard. And movable. If you can move your hand, you better be able to move your tits. The breast dances I've seen women do... They can jungle items on their breasts, they can move their move their breasts up and then let them go, and they bounce so sexily. Bo-boyoing they sound. And when you pull those tits from the nipples and then let go and the tits go boyoing.
Having babies by being in love and being good parents, not by het-het-yuck, I can't even say it.
Being cured of heterosexuality.
A world where heterosexuality is seen as a disease and everyone is a homosexual.
Also a world where homosexuality is seen as a sin and banned, and they live in fear of discovery and they'll get killed if they're found out.
Religions.
Priests.
Masters.
All kinds of angels and demons.
A rich ceo forcing workers to wear vibrators in their ass during the workday, installing security cameras, and watching your whole workforce cum many times a day. Workplaces being just poorly disguised fuck places. Where higher-ups sexually harass and rape their subordinates. Telling workers they won't get paid if they don't have sex with you. A rich ceo man meeting a poor woman who is begging to be hired so she can get money to cure her sick sister. Telling her, no.The woman continuing, and the rich, ceo man finally giving up and saying she can be hired if she's willing to do anything. The woman agrees. The man tells her to stick a really powerful vibrator with a camera up her ass for ten minutes. The woman refuses but remembers her sick sister and agrees. The man watches her stoically with no emotion. Until after 10 minutes he suddenly comes all over the woman. The woman is hired. She is repulsed and disgusted by what happened, but at least her sister won't die now.
Nice ceos.
Rich people.
Rich people who donate 99% of their earnings.
Rich people who are always willing to give thousands of euros to anyone who asks.
Rich people who automatically approach you and slap a huge pile of money on your hand when they overhear or see that you're poor.
Powerful people.
Getting raped by a socially powerful rich person and no one believing you, because the person is rich, powerful, and regularly has speeches whey the speak against rape, sexism, etc. and they donate millions to charities. The public finding out that the nice, rich man who has been voted the best person in the world for ten years in row is actually a sexual predator and the man having to ctb.
Being in a workplace for years, being told you'll get a promotion, being asked to go to the boss's office, and finding out that all the people who have had promotions have had to have sex, you can't get that sweet promotion unless you have sex with the master.
Totally not rape.
Sexual kidnappings.
Sex games.
Pure-hearted, asexual people with no knowledge of genitals/sex/etc. being forced to do naughty stuff.
Being unable to contain yourself.
Slowly getting hornier and hornier until you can barely prevent yourself from masturbating...
Worlds, lots of worlds.
A world where asses are clean and STDs don't exist and every body is healthy and capable of hydrating itself, no lube. Only fudge. ;)
Slapping asses.
Ear licking.
Stomach Licking
Forced orgasm.
Orgasm prevention.
Forced masturbation.
Masturbating someone.
Embarrassing.
Holding someone so they can't move.
Those bondages. Those metal pipes and cuffs.
Vibrators.
Saying "you naughty slut" and "you enjoy it, don't you, you naughty slut" and "you think you deserve human rights?" and "you don't deserve human rights".
Fudge. Honey. Everywhere. On mouth. In ass. On tummy.
Kissing while mouth full of cum.
Cumming on food or in drink.
It's not cum if it doesn't fill at least one normal glass.
Naughty clothes.
Miniskirts.
Begging. Lots and lots of begging and saying "Please no! Don't".
"If you don't want to be fucked, you better beg for it! Yell it! Yell you don't want to get fucked in the ass!" and "If you want it, you better beg for it. Yell you're just a dirty slut who loves being fucked in the ass!".
People being embarrassed on cuming.
Pure, pristine body. Like in a painting or a sculpture.
Magic.
Human x non-human.
Yaoi, yaoi, yaoi.
Everything being about sex only.
Every person having such a strong sexual drive that every meeting with humans turns into sex. All humans are of course hotter than hot and cooler than cool so there's nothing disgusting about it.
And a million other fetishes. It's like the second you're asexual towards bio-humans, you become the most sexual being ever. I have read so many good fanfics.
There's no person in the world who can read this and not think "wtf did I just read!". XD I hope every person who reads this gets so embarrassed that they accidentally come all over the screen (the women can grow a dick to cum) while their camera is on and their embarrassment will be livestreamed to the whole world.
Maybe I'm a god of fetishes and sex masquerading as a human, eh? I'm undercover, don't tell anyone, pretty please? ;)
Here's my number if you're interested in joining my club: 7177135 04 69, password: "naughty slut".