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HyperdimensionLoser

HyperdimensionLoser

sleepy forever
Apr 29, 2023
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We should stop calling baby wipes baby wipes and rebrand them as adult wipes because they clean and feel better than normal tp
 
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Ultracheese

Ultracheese

Arcanist
Dec 1, 2022
490
Toliet paper for the front, wipes for the back. Also for some reason I thought bidet was a synonym for enema and am delighted to find out they're two different things.
 
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oneeyed

Specialist
Oct 11, 2022
345
I want one of those "smart" Japanese toilets. All in one solution for your pooping and undercarriage washing needs. Waiting for someone to use "AI" on one and have it scan your ass, calculate the optimal angle of entry, pressure, and temperature. Then after the process, a blower to dry it off then a spritz of body spray, I recommend the "flower garden" scent for women and "mountain breeze" for men.
 
rationaltake

rationaltake

I'm rocking it - in another universe
Sep 28, 2021
2,712
Our local sewerage company tells us not to flush wipes as they cause blockages. They don't tell us how we should dispose of wipes though.
 
cgrtt.brns

cgrtt.brns

wandering ghost (he/him)
Apr 19, 2023
844
if i had a bidet id use that but im a butt wipe user, tp just gets rid of visible shit at best, at worst it just smears it everywhere 🤮
We should stop calling baby wipes baby wipes and rebrand them as adult wipes because they clean and feel better than normal tp
i call them butt wipes lol
Our local sewerage company tells us not to flush wipes as they cause blockages. They don't tell us how we should dispose of wipes though.
i just chuck them in the bin, i have scented bin liners and a bin with a lid for the bathroom so it doesnt smell lol
 
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