Do you own it? Game

[Eriktf]

dont own

clean socks?

 

[darksouls]

dont own it

clean briefs?

 

[Eriktf]

own it

food

 

[princexhhn]

Own

Top hat

 

[R. A.]

i wish

tuxedo

 

[darksouls]

dont own it

tobacco?

 

[R. A.]

don't own. miss cuban cigars...

whisk(e)y

 

[Eriktf]

own when its done ageing (homemade)

snake

 

[R. A.]

NO. NO PETS =[

iguana

own when its done ageing (homemade)

wow cool

 

[Eriktf]

dont own

Self-esteem

 

[Cosmophobic]

Don't own. Always wanted it though.

Ambition

 

[amerie]

Depends on the day

Computer

 

[R. A.]

Yes if laptop counts, no if not.

Tablet (electronic or biblical)

 

[amerie]

Yes but I have no idea where it went

CD player (not built in to a computer)

 

[WhatCouldHaveBeen32]

I do, it's in the attic. i was also writing my king ramses tablet joke but you stole it from me


any type of candy or sweets

 

[amerie]

Yes

A treadmill

 

[ALonelyFreak]

No but I want it

books about science

 

[R. A.]

Yes - Braiding Sweetgrass (very cool synthesis of botanical biology and indigenous knowledge)

3-ply toilet paper

 

[amerie]

Yes but I prefer using my hands because toilet paper has harmful chemicals and pfa's lol

Do you own an electric fan?

 

[R. A.]

own; never use cause it only works on high and it's usually cold in here

electric blanket?

I prefer using my hands

you need:

 

[amerie]

No because it's hot af where I live

it's usually cold in here

Lucky bastard

you need:

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There's just something raw and intimate about manually scooping up my shit with my hands that artificial devices cannot achieve

/joke lol I just go to the shower right next to my toilet and wash my ass and dry my legs after.

 

[R. A.]

You didn't give me a thing to own so I'm gonna use
"shower right next to the toilet"
in which case yes (and also suggest this)

Spoiler: bum gun

heated floor?

*edit: forgot this isn't "this or that"

 

[amerie]

No but I wish

Rice cooker?

Damn sorry I threw you off

 

[R. A.]

No but I wish - if it was one of the magic asian ones. Fuck that Black & Decker trash.

Toaster over?

Damn sorry I threw you off

I feel like everyone else goes away at night to let us play weird...

 

[amerie]

Yes
Tree?

 

[R. A.]

don't own (have another plant)

flowers?

 

[amerie]

Yes

TV?

 

[R. A.]

own; really just a monitor tho

cat

 

[amerie]

No she passed 9 years ago :(

PlayStation 4