Do you own it? Game

[princexhhn]

The mods only let me eat kelp

Normal bacon

 

[fallendevil]

No

60 pack Roach flavored protein shake

 

[princexhhn]

Of course I do

Pet rat

 

[fallendevil]

YES!!!! I OWN 100 Rats and I kiss them on the mouth too because rats have an enzyme that eliminates bad breath, I read it on the daily mail

Do you own Athletes foot (please say yes please say yes please say yes)

 

[princexhhn]

Yes

Do you own an athlete's foot, like a football player's

 

[fallendevil]

Yes I'm actually size 16, it's one of the main reasons why I want to CTB I think having big feet as a woman is a lot worse than having depression no offense, at least you can cry with small feet privileged

Do you own 5 buckets of cum

 

[princexhhn]

I meant like cut-off foot of another human being that is an athlete but that works too
Many people out there with feet kink, you can make big bucks

Yeah I have a cum factory where we milk femboys like cows

Do you own 500 cigarettes

 

[fallendevil]

Yes I love dipping them in my morning coffee and I use it as incense since I ran out recently

Do you own your soul

 

[princexhhn]

Nah, parents sold mine to Cthulhu at birth

A book that is just 400 pages of written erotica

 

[EmptyBottle]

nope
piano
PS: for the soul question: 'idk (could be me, God, or both)... and/or it is a part of me'

 

[fallendevil]

Yes but it's 30 years old and kinda shit

11 toes

 

[princexhhn]

No I got 21

Missing limb

 

[EmptyBottle]

No I got 21

Missing limb

don't own (as in I have the 4 long limbs)

thumb, that can tilt backwards

 

[fallendevil]

Yes I think everyone has that though

5 hot tubs

 

[princexhhn]

No but I can get in 5 hot tubs if I find a house with them

5 dicks

 

[EmptyBottle]

Yes I think everyone has that though

5 hot tubs

In Science class years ago, I was surprised how the thumbtip of others won't tilt backwards further than the rest of the thumb, and only a few others could tilt the thumb diagonally or so

As for the 5 male parts... nope, I only own 1.

Jelly?

 

[U. A.]

don't own...

remind me to not leave you two alone in this thread overnight (you know who you are).

Jam?

 

[hippiedeath]

don't own...

remind me to not leave you two alone in this thread overnight (you know who you are).

Jam?

Probably have jam in the fridge from 5 years ago lol

Dehumidifier

 

[EmptyBottle]

Probably have jam in the fridge from 5 years ago lol

Dehumidifier

oh wow, just used this afternoon for the bathroom (combining it with fan)

Kaleidoscope?

 

[U. A.]

don't own

humidifier?

 

[princexhhn]

Nah

Cowboy hat

 

[hippiedeath]

Nah

Cowboy hat

I do own a Stetson fedora

3D Printer

 

[U. A.]

man i wish

2D printer (aka printer)

 

[hippiedeath]

Yes have 2d printer

1d printer

 

[princexhhn]

I only have 8d sorry

A physical human form

 

[U. A.]

the problem of other minds makes this impossible to answer. you can never know i'm not just an advanced bot that exists solely on SaSu......but yes, own.

a car?

 

[princexhhn]

No but I have a DUI

a PWD

 

[U. A.]

even urban dictionary isn't helping here. i have no idea what this actually means so i'm going with portuguese water dog - don't own.

microwave dinner?

 

[princexhhn]

It's a person with disability card, your country doesn't have something like that? I have one for "psychological disability" (aka depression)

…its my turn to not know what the hell that means. A dinner you microwave?

Criminal record (even a really really small one like littering or some shit idk)

 

[U. A.]

don't own, thankfully

("person with disability" did come up but not the card, never heard of that....sounds like an easy way for the gov't to round em all up whenever the eugenics ramp up!)

binoculars?