Did Elon Musk have a botched penis enlargement?

[noname223]

I had a long hiatus maybe it continues maybe not. But people have to get to know my high quality threads.

I read a very important investigative research about this topic.

Elon Musk's Botched 'P*nis Enlargement'? Singer Makes Massive Claim

American rapper Azealia Banks has affirmed a claim on social media platform X that Elon Musk once had "a botched p*nis implant." The assertion comes after Banks mocked the Tesla CEO's dating history and repeatedly took a jibe at his ex-partner Grimes. , US Buzz News - Times Now

www.timesnownews.com

I think in dark times like these we all need a good old chuckle. Usually I would not gossip about a topic like that but for Elon I make an exception.

 

[noname223]

How likely is it I get executed for this thread in a couple of years? I mean the US won't protect the EU from Russia invading us. What a bright future.

 

[me_when_:D]

Oh man, you make the wildest threads

 

[KinderEgg]

I don't know if this is true or not but I choose to believe it because it's funny.

 

[SVEN]

Sounds unlikely to me, after all, he's already one of the biggest p***ks in the world, why would he want to attach another one ?

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Elon Musk's head looks like a botched penis enlargement.

 

[starvingsparrow]

I don't know if this is true or not but I choose to believe it because it's funny.

I second this

 

[maylurker]

actually i cant blame him

 

[Dejected 55]

This stuff frustrates me because it is attacking a person for all the wrong reasons.

Musk is a horrible person, not as smart as he gets credit, treats people like crap unless they can do something he needs/wants, clearly doesn't value women as evidenced by his many one-sided relationships and literal offers to just pay women money to let him father a child with them... I could go on...

But none of this has anything to do with his looks or if he has a big/small/fake dick or is any good in bed or whatever.

Democrats accuse Republicans of being anti-women... and it does show in many of their seemingly women-controlling policies... but then Democrats will attack a Republican woman for how she looks or who she is dating... and I cringe every time. How do you claim to be the party that cares about women when your go-to is to talk about how a woman looks or who she dates instead of her position on important issues?

Fuck all that noise.

There are so many easy things to talk about with any of the people you dislike, whatever your political views... without having to talk about them being unable to date or have sex or how they look or if they are fat or whatever... that is playground shit when you don't have an intelligent argument or viewpoint you are confident in backing up yourself.

The only time I find it valid to talk about how someone looks or their sex life or whatever is IF they make it their thing. Like, if someone goes all in how you should look and insults everyone for not looking that way, then the person slinging the insults doesn't practice what they preach. I still don't love going there for an argument, but at least it's on topic to critique someone's looks who themselves criticize others regularly.

But I'd much rather just focus on all the horrible things they say and do and their policies and ideas that affect other people's lives... because that's the shit that matters.

Musk being ugly or having a small dick or being unable to have women unless he pays for them just makes me sad for a guy that is a literal piece of shit in how he behaves and things he says... and I don't want to feel sorry for him or defend him! People need to stop making me feel sorry for pieces of shit.

 

[X-sanguinate86]

Musk was a supposed superhero until he supported Trump. The fourth estate has our best interests in mind. Just like all the other components of society controlled by exactly the same people who like to pretend democracy isn't their latest gimmick for controlling everyone who isn't born into their religious mafia.

I believe AOC recently tried to insult a republican for being short. I am in no way surprised and the fact that her abject hypocrisy is standard fare among supposed leftists (wokists really) is part of why the world not only will turn into a dystopian movie but should. I am glad pieces of shit who like to virtue signal are having their lives slowly but surely worsened thanks to their need to pretend to be something that they contradict in their daily lives. It's the bedrock of reasonable sounding virtue signalers.

But regarding Musk's dick I wouldn't be surprised. He's a megalomaniacal rich kid who became consequential because he put the giant silver spoon he was born into toward US gov't military contracts (totally not rigged). Fuck him and all the retards who like to believe in "democracy".

Great thread OP.

 

[Abort!]

This stuff frustrates me because it is attacking a person for all the wrong reasons.

Musk is a horrible person, not as smart as he gets credit, treats people like crap unless they can do something he needs/wants, clearly doesn't value women as evidenced by his many one-sided relationships and literal offers to just pay women money to let him father a child with them... I could go on...

But none of this has anything to do with his looks or if he has a big/small/fake dick or is any good in bed or whatever.

Democrats accuse Republicans of being anti-women... and it does show in many of their seemingly women-controlling policies... but then Democrats will attack a Republican woman for how she looks or who she is dating... and I cringe every time. How do you claim to be the party that cares about women when your go-to is to talk about how a woman looks or who she dates instead of her position on important issues?

Fuck all that noise.

There are so many easy things to talk about with any of the people you dislike, whatever your political views... without having to talk about them being unable to date or have sex or how they look or if they are fat or whatever... that is playground shit when you don't have an intelligent argument or viewpoint you are confident in backing up yourself.

The only time I find it valid to talk about how someone looks or their sex life or whatever is IF they make it their thing. Like, if someone goes all in how you should look and insults everyone for not looking that way, then the person slinging the insults doesn't practice what they preach. I still don't love going there for an argument, but at least it's on topic to critique someone's looks who themselves criticize others regularly.

But I'd much rather just focus on all the horrible things they say and do and their policies and ideas that affect other people's lives... because that's the shit that matters.

Musk being ugly or having a small dick or being unable to have women unless he pays for them just makes me sad for a guy that is a literal piece of shit in how he behaves and things he says... and I don't want to feel sorry for him or defend him! People need to stop making me feel sorry for pieces of shit.

Don't you know Hitler and Pol Pot and Stalin were all recorded to have had tiny dicks?

 

[Dejected 55]

Don't you know Hitler and Pol Pot and Stalin were all recorded to have had tiny dicks?

Probably... and we all know that men with big dicks NEVER do anything arrogant or bad or anything... oh wait, I think all men are bad, so why are we talking about tiny dicks if all men are bad? I mean, if you say "not all men" that starts a shitstorm, so if the assumption is all men are bad, WTF difference does the size of Musk's dick matter?