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mikenoir

To cheer upon death: to see life as more beautiful
Nov 3, 2020
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Hello,

This question is about the customs office, and it will be written in bold.

I have the Ukrainian contact that can supply me with SN.

My understanding is that I will receive a physical letter from customs once the parcel arrives. So the parcel is not actually delivered straight to my home address, right? Once I receive this letter, I'll be required to go to customs, declare the contents of my parcel and collect it as well as pay the import duty. To collect my parcel I need to be able to identify myself in front of them. My ID card is expired and, owing to my circumstances, I cannot renew it. I don't have a driver's license. Can I use my passport or will I get into trouble?

What's more, should I get into trouble, there could be some serious legal issues emerging as regards the address I'm staying at. (By the way, I don't live alone.) So, if this happens, I plan to take a knife and do my best.

I'm really fucking desperate. This may sound like a stupid idea, but sometimes stupid ideas is all you have. I don't know how likely I am to act upon this. It depends on how more desperate I can afford to get. But I am willing try anything with even a slight chance of success.

Also, I hate the UK government and all other bureaucratic governments that restrict a salt and I think I prefer anarchy at this point (LOL).
(Yes, it is a poison. Whatever. I get it. Life is shit.) (I don't live in the UK.)
 
mimiopo22

mimiopo22

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Dec 4, 2020
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my idea is not to simply order from abroad. in fact I have given up on this and I will be sent sn from my country. the only problem is that it is food grade but I think it's fine anyway
 
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WornOutLife

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Mar 22, 2020
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I'm from Argentina and the customs office here SUCK!!!
That's why I've given up on SN and partial hanging seems to be the only option for me.
 
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mimiopo22

mimiopo22

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Dec 4, 2020
380
sorry but the sale of sn is blocked by you? the preservative is easily obtainable!
 
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mikenoir

To cheer upon death: to see life as more beautiful
Nov 3, 2020
119
my idea is not to simply order from abroad. in fact I have given up on this and I will be sent sn from my country. the only problem is that it is food grade but I think it's fine anyway
Food grade is not a problem.
 
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mikenoir

To cheer upon death: to see life as more beautiful
Nov 3, 2020
119
Do you think that ordering SN along with a pink salt mixture would increase your chances of customs believing the excuse that you cure meats at home?
 
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mimiopo22

mimiopo22

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Dec 4, 2020
380
Do you think that ordering SN along with a pink salt mixture would increase your chances of customs believing the excuse that you cure meats at home?
you simply don't have to buy it from abroad but from your country
 
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Mar 24, 2018
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I'm from Argentina and the customs office here SUCK!!!
That's why I've given up on SN and partial hanging seems to be the only option for me.
Can you not go to your neighbor Brazil it's openly available there. I read a member say it last year.
 
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darksideofthebright

darksideofthebright

Check in on your happy friend
Nov 10, 2020
251
you simply don't have to buy it from abroad but from your country
In the UK, the sales of SN to the general public are prohibited, that's why UK members have to order from abroad.

Do you think that ordering SN along with a pink salt mixture would increase your chances of customs believing the excuse that you cure meats at home?
I think that sounds like a good idea. Just say that you have no idea about SN not being sold to individuals and personal uses. If you comply with them and act clueless, there's not much they can do, I think.
 
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mimiopo22

mimiopo22

Specialist
Dec 4, 2020
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and then when it arrives from abroad to the United Kingdom they do not block it? at this point I recommend moving to a country where the sale is not blocked
In the UK, the sales of SN to the general public are prohibited, that's why UK members have to order from abroad.


I think that sounds like a good idea. Just say that you have no idea about SN not being sold to individuals and personal uses. If you comply with them and act clueless, there's not much they can do, I think.
and then when it arrives from abroad to the United Kingdom they do not block it? at this point I recommend moving to a country where the sale is not blocked
In the UK, the sales of SN to the general public are prohibited, that's why UK members have to order from abroad.


I think that sounds like a good idea. Just say that you have no idea about SN not being sold to individuals and personal uses. If you comply with them and act clueless, there's not much they can do, I think.
and then when it arrives from abroad to the United Kingdom they do not block it? at this point I recommend moving to a country where the sale is not blocked
 
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mikenoir

To cheer upon death: to see life as more beautiful
Nov 3, 2020
119
In the UK, the sales of SN to the general public are prohibited, that's why UK members have to order from abroad.


I think that sounds like a good idea. Just say that you have no idea about SN not being sold to individuals and personal uses. If you comply with them and act clueless, there's not much they can do, I think.
Yeah, I'll just be like, it's sodium nitrite, plus pink salt, I'm trying to get into home made cured meats I saw a video on YouTube (If they are too nosy). There seems to be a non-suspicious online retailer that can ship me it and the container itself is reputable as it is from a US manufacturer.

The only problem is, no one has answered my questions. Do you think I could use a passport if they ask for identification and be like, I'm renewing my ID card?
and then when it arrives from abroad to the United Kingdom they do not block it? at this point I recommend moving to a country where the sale is not blocked

and then when it arrives from abroad to the United Kingdom they do not block it? at this point I recommend moving to a country where the sale is not blocked

and then when it arrives from abroad to the United Kingdom they do not block it? at this point I recommend moving to a country where the sale is not blocked
Yeah, even if you order online, it might not arrive. I don't know if a fine or sentence is given, or maybe a warning, or maybe you just don't receive it.

https://www.gov.uk/government/publi...rs/supplying-explosives-precursors-and-poison
 
Gromit-CTB

Gromit-CTB

time for ctb
Nov 14, 2020
847
Hello,

This question is about the customs office, and it will be written in bold.

I have the Ukrainian contact that can supply me with SN.

My understanding is that I will receive a physical letter from customs once the parcel arrives. So the parcel is not actually delivered straight to my home address, right? Once I receive this letter, I'll be required to go to customs, declare the contents of my parcel and collect it as well as pay the import duty. To collect my parcel I need to be able to identify myself in front of them. My ID card is expired and, owing to my circumstances, I cannot renew it. I don't have a driver's license. Can I use my passport or will I get into trouble?

What's more, should I get into trouble, there could be some serious legal issues emerging as regards the address I'm staying at. (By the way, I don't live alone.) So, if this happens, I plan to take a knife and do my best.

I'm really fucking desperate. This may sound like a stupid idea, but sometimes stupid ideas is all you have. I don't know how likely I am to act upon this. It depends on how more desperate I can afford to get. But I am willing try anything with even a slight chance of success.

Also, I hate the UK government and all other bureaucratic governments that restrict a salt and I think I prefer anarchy at this point (LOL).
(Yes, it is a poison. Whatever. I get it. Life is shit.) (I don't live in the UK.)
So you going to UK customs to pick up but not in UK?
 
elfgyoza

elfgyoza

Cursed
Aug 5, 2019
326
Yeah I'm not really sure I understand your question OP? Same as Gromit ^
If you're trying to get it from UK customs, I'm not sure you could just turn up with some ID and claim it?
When it gets to customs it would either be cleared and passed on to Royal Mail (or other) or if they're suspicious it would be seized and you won't be able to get it
 
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mikenoir

To cheer upon death: to see life as more beautiful
Nov 3, 2020
119
Don't know if I should say where I live but the system is basically like the UK. I'm just not too sure if the same laws apply, hopefully not. I asked the question to a friend of mine, since I have never ordered a package before, and he told me that only letters get delivered to an address here, and if you are expecting a package, the customs office will notify you with a letter and you'll have to go there and probably show identification to get it.
 
Gromit-CTB

Gromit-CTB

time for ctb
Nov 14, 2020
847
Don't know if I should say where I live but the system is basically like the UK. I'm just not too sure if the same laws apply, hopefully not. I asked the question to a friend of mine, since I have never ordered a package before, and he told me that only letters get delivered to an address here, and if you are expecting a package, the customs office will notify you with a letter and you'll have to go there and probably show identification to get it.
Maybe look up the customs website where you live yourself and see. If you have to collect they will let you know if your ID is correct as we cannot tell as don't know the customs you are referring to. Never have I had to go to customs in UK to collect a parcel. If you are not in UK strange linking gov.uk websites
 
elfgyoza

elfgyoza

Cursed
Aug 5, 2019
326
Don't know if I should say where I live but the system is basically like the UK. I'm just not too sure if the same laws apply, hopefully not. I asked the question to a friend of mine, since I have never ordered a package before, and he told me that only letters get delivered to an address here, and if you are expecting a package, the customs office will notify you with a letter and you'll have to go there and probably show identification to get it.
Ah I think I get you, I'm guessing you're probably in a territory somewhere around the British Isles? I don't think anyone here can say for sure what would happen without knowing where you are, but I understand if you don't wanna say. You could maybe try to order a parcel first to check? Something completely innocent looking that you'd normally use
 
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mikenoir

To cheer upon death: to see life as more beautiful
Nov 3, 2020
119
Maybe look up the customs website where you live yourself and see. If you have to collect they will let you know if your ID is correct as we cannot tell as don't know the customs you are referring to. Never have I had to go to customs in UK to collect a parcel. If you are not in UK strange linking gov.uk websites
Linked that for information to general users. Yeah I did look on the site and nothing comes up.
 
Gromit-CTB

Gromit-CTB

time for ctb
Nov 14, 2020
847
Linked that for information to general users. Yeah I did look on the site and nothing comes up.
Right, general users. Shocked to hear customs wouldn't give you the information you need to collect stuff. Maybe take ID card as will have picture am sure and passport. Maybe make up a flyer of mikenoir meat curing for added authenticity
 
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mikenoir

To cheer upon death: to see life as more beautiful
Nov 3, 2020
119
Right, general users. Shocked to hear customs wouldn't give you the information you need to collect stuff. Maybe take ID card as will have picture am sure and passport. Maybe make up a flyer of mikenoir meat curing for added authenticity
Lol. Why don't I pitch them my business idea
 

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