Help CTB via Monster?

[mr.smileysad]

aw damn. though the gas station near my place seems to have slightly more caffinated energy drinks than monster that have warnings not to drink more than 1 in a sitting. maybe those could?? like if i had 5 or 6?? i dont know if i could handle having like 10 lol

you would need to drink like 25 if not more, you can look up what the lethal dose of caffeine is.

 

[Suspect_Device]

would just drinking a bunch of cans of monster work? is there a high likelyhood of just throwing it up though? I know I can drink four w/o throwing up but ive not tried more than that

Yeah it would probably work if you suck.

 

[sugarb]

Another day, another thread proposing a ridiculous suicide method.

There ought to be a megathread for joke methods or something

That's Chubbyemu. The stories he presents are based on case studies that you can look up. He is also a doctor, so he knows what he is talking about.

He's neither chubby nor an emu yet claims to be, so how can we trust that he's a doctor as he claims to be? I call bull

 

[EvisceratedJester]

There ought to be a megathread for joke methods or something

He's neither chubby nor an emu yet claims to be, so how can we trust that he's a doctor as he claims to be? I call bull

I mean, are you sugar or are you the rabbit in your pfp?

 

[sugarb]

I mean, are you sugar or are you the rabbit in your pfp?

Touché…

 

[bleeding_heart_show]

I tried to come up with a witty response, but this post has left me utterly speechless.