Discussion Create Your Tombstone Quote: "Here lies......."

[21Neberg]

'...a great opportunity for graverobbers'

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

Here lies the most stupid person of history of mandkind.

 

[Epsilon0]

Name surname
Born dd.mm.yyyy
Dead dd.mm.yyyy

Rest in peace!

 

[Deleted member 1465]

Loved by Dogs

 

[bpdandme]

here lies a depressed piece of shit

 

[narval]

never thought about it as i don't see the point in my particular case (it would be weird choosing one, suspicious)
However, if i could choose one (valid for the urn of my ashes, i would prefer that):

"He was a survivor,
he faced the adversity.
When the true test came,
tired of all, without strength to follow the way,
he said god bye"

 

[Otter]

Here I lay broken-hearted--
Tried to shit, but only farted!
(Sorry, not sorry. It's an old one, I know, but maybe some of the younger ones hadn't heard it before)

Loved by Dogs

Dogs do love potatoes!

 

[itsamadworld]

Here lies another one dead. You cannot make it out alive, she once said. A long life, I do not recommend. If the chance to do it over, I wish not to return again!

 

[shallow]

'She didn't even liked you'..
Finally together with her husband again.


But I am cremated so no stone for me ..

 

[Oyoy]

Here lies
A neandrothol
On a skateboard
She lost her crystal
Picked up a pistol
Her friend was a Glock
She will be back as a peacock

 

[reapandsow918]

See you soon

 

[autumnal]

Here lies, there truths.

 

[Darkhaven]

Here lies:
.....
Ah, forget it! It's just another worthless dead fool.
What a waste of space!

 

[Maddox67]

Here lies a lost and tortured soul,
Finally free from the pain of this world,
No longer fighting his own mind,
But free..........FREE.

 

[fightoffyourdemons]

Here lie's [my name]'s hopes and dreams.

 

[Borabora]

[My name]
1972-2020
She lived the best life she knew how, given the cards she was dealt.
May God please forgive her.

(My ashes to be scattered in ocean after cremation)

 

[AnxietyAttack44]

Dont want that. Cremate me as my husband. Othervise just a name and date as with the rest.

 

[illbeinthegarage]

here lies:
the inevitable

 

[Luchs]

Here lies..

Ill go first:::

Here lies:
the unwanted one
she met a boy and fell in love with his fun
she took a risk
and accepted his kiss
now shes completely fucking done



It doesn't have to rhyme, it took me about 20 minutes to make it and it might be a little grim dark humor to make one...take a break and make a tombstone saying..lol

Here lies...
the person, that the world can be glad about dying
the pos that wasted all of his potential
the person that disappointed all of his ancestors

 

[Chiyuki99]

Here lies
a young woman who could have been great.

 

[death137]

Here lies:
a man who left hell in his own term
1989-2012 E.C. (1997-2020 G.C.)

 

[Shinkansen]

Here lies:
a man nobody gave a damn about, moves on to the next gravestone.

 

[IsThisTheEnd?]

.

 

[VIBRITANNIA]

"here lies a stupid bitch."

 

[builtwrong]

Here lies just another schmuck

 

[alexit]

Here lies someone who couldn't decide which tattoo to get.

 

[heraclitus]

Told you I was fed up with life! or At f**king last I've got something right!

 

[Sprite_Geist]

"I... I am a monument to all your sins."

 

[LenkaX]

"Here lies a total reject to all women."

 

[TimeLawyer]

Became a lawyer just to stay alive
Needed a career change
Will reincarnate as a mermaid in 1 hour.
It's cold in the winter but there's all the tuna you can eat.