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I'll start getting DMs of people asking me to eat them
Martyrdom's freezer is still full from last month's supply run. He isn't taking request for the next 6 months.
 
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for the low low price of $1,000, you too can be eaten by Martyrdom!
Damn inflation has definitely tanked the business. I'm sure cost estimates for cannibalism went into the 10 000 before. Cheaper option is turning back to sweet potatoes.
 
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CTP. Catch the potato
 
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the fact we have 'ctb' as a euphemism to say 'kill themselves' is telling to be honest
 
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Latests posts: [Method] tag - "CTB by sweet potatoes?"
guys how many sweet potatos i hav 2 eat to die
I'd feel less like a failure if I died from apple seeds. If I had to chose.
nembutal is impossible to get hanging is too hard sweet potatoes are all i have please help guys i really want to ctb
I have a feeling that this a non method, not quite sure though. The epidemic of sp deaths are rising.
 
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idk,i just find it ironic that a website called 'sanctioned SUICIDE' is so afraid to use words like 'commit suicide', 'kill myself'
 
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i think people are just fucking lazy. fr rn yk
idk i just wanna kms yk? gonna kms in XX hours guys,

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I still feel like it's alternative language to soothe people from the terrifying fact that people are, in fact, commiting suicide, i get it, i'm not judging, i just find it ironic
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idk i just wanna kms yk? gonna kms in XX hours guys
yes but see, then when you talk about other people you have to change the y m to h or t, unlike how ctb is just a blanket for all subjects and needs no modification in SS grammar 🧐
 
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ah, was it intentional? I didn't even think about that possibility

yes but see, then when you talk about other people you have to change the y to h or t, unlike how ctb is just a blanket for all subjects and needs no modification in SS grammar 🧐
lmao, yeah, right, i guess people are like this
 
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yep he is a chaos agent.

i can't believe this conversation is happening, i have been reduced to analysing the lexicon. shoot me
 
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i can't believe this conversation is happening, i have been reduced to analysing the lexicon. shoot me
analyzing people's wording is, in fact, very interesting
whether it's just a habit to write ctb because everybody does it (groupthink) or as alternative language to make them feel better about something/deny the reality of an event/a euphemism... idk, interesting
 
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i would have written all that if english was my first language and if I wasn't lazy :angry:,
I used to study psychology years ago and social psychology was my favorite part—


but i completely agree, once again, if the only group you can be a part of by essence is the one that is on this website, you have to adapt, conform and use the same lexicon as them to finally feel like you belong somewhere and not be ostracized

I feel like these people irrationally hate those of us who do have a life offline
oh yes, they do hate us
 
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my brain is deactivating will have to continue after a recharge; MissA is gonna have some interesting reading material when she wakes up
 
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