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[newave3]

73,894

I just cooked a 7 1/2 pound frozen turkey breast. I forgot to defrost it, like a dumbass.Went straight from my freezer into the oven. It tastes good and looks fine cuz I gave it over 4 hours to cook, but if I start puking, I will let you guys know.

 

[ClownMe]

73,895

 

[newave3]

73,896

Call the EMT's. I'm sure I'll be OK. The USDA said it's alright to cook a frozen turkey without defrosting as long as you give it half more time. So 3 hours becomes 4 1/2 hours and I believe and trust everything my government says which is why I am finalizing my will now too.

 

[ClownMe]

73,897

That reminds me of when i used to watch the news and almost every night they'd say that scientists have discovered that [insert food here] may cause cancer. Glad I don't watch that shit anymore, what a joke.

 

[newave3]

73,898

Yes, food, plastics, the air we breathe...everything causes cancer.Did you see the new Tufts University food pyramid that says Lucky Charms is healthier than steak?

 

[ClownMe]

73,899

Oh dear... within a couple of years we'll be eating bugs.

 

[newave3]

73,900

According to the Tufts Food Compass — which they tout as "the most comprehensive and science-based nutrient profiling system to date" — Lucky Charms are healthier than whole milk, more than twice as healthy as beef, and better for you than a baked potato or cooked green peas.

No doubt the study was indirectly paid for by General Mills, the maker of Lucky Charms.
I like Lucky Charms. I have a box of it in my cupboard. It's not my favorite cereal but it's tasty.

 

[ClownMe]

73,901*

I'll be sticking to my own food compass and it tells me to head north and eat whatever the hell i want .

 

[newave3]

73,902

Everyday the left demonstrates that their reality is a lot stranger than fiction. You can't make any of this shit up.

 

[ClownMe]

73,903

Changing topic, I thought you'd find this funny, the girl im talking to invited me to a strip club for her birthday.

 

[LionsTigersAndBears]

73,904

 

[ClownMe]

73,905

 

[newave3]

73,906

How do you feel about the invite?

 

[ClownMe]

73,907

Dont get too excited, its mostly male strippers lol. I'd go if it wasnt so far away.

 

[newave3]

73,908

I would feel very uncomfortable. I sure as hell don't want to see guys taking their clothes off, but if it helps you get into her panties??. But you said you were not into that unless you really knew the girl.???


I've never understood strip clubs. It's a massive cock tease. So I can watch but not touch? That's like someone cooking me an amazing turkey dinner but I can't eat it, I can only shove dollar bills up its ass.

 

[ClownMe]

73,909

I think the whole things a bit of a mock thing if you know what i mean. A few of her friends are going. You're right, strip clubs is pretty much just paying to get blue balls.

The only reason I wanna go is to get to meet her in person and see how we click face to face. She may think we'll be doing something sexual but ill be making it clear to her before I go (if i do) that that's not gonna happen that early on.

 

[newave3]

73,910

Meeting her for the first time at a male strip club.Huh? IDK. I thought about this clip for some reason.

 

[donealready]

73,911

 

[ClownMe]

73,912

As i said, i doubt im gonna actually go. I think itd be a bit awkward with her friends there as well, it seems more like a girls night out kinda thing.

 

[newave3]

73,913
As a friend, I would tell you there's no way I would go to that.

 

[ClownMe]

73,914

Thanks for being honest with me. I appreciate your input on stuff like this.

 

[stermc]

73,915

 

[ClownMe]

73,916

 

[stermc]

73,917

 

[ClownMe]

73,918

 

[newave3]

73,919

Not to belabor the subject but meet for coffee or at a bar or restaurant one on one, yes absolutely.
Remember this scene from Taxi Driver?
Damn, Cybil Shepperd was hot.


Screw youtube.

 

[ClownMe]

73,920

Damn, video didnt show for me but I know the scene you're talking about I watched the movie late last year.

That's what im thinking as well for our first meeting. I was thinking if it was at her house I could cook something for her because she canr cook to save her life from what she's told me.

 

[LionsTigersAndBears]

73,921

 

[newave3]

73,922

Yes, cooking for a girl is always a good move.

 

[ClownMe]

73,923