Arvayn
Face the end.
- Nov 11, 2025
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Eh, it's okay, I'm not in the mood to argue either.
Religious afterlife plans for me:
Plan A - Heaven is real and I am turned into metaphorical divine compost. Not happening, as I am too much of a sinner.
Plan B - Hell is real and AAHHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK FUCK FUUCK AAAHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME
Plan C - Plot twist, neither Heaven nor Hell are real, it's only Sheol and Gehenna! (I'm probably going to Sheol.)
Plan D - Plan C, but I somehow pull an Elisha/Enoch, achieve apotheosis and become an angel. Hopefully won't happen, seeing as I quite enjoy my free will...
Plan E - I become a ghost and can just dick around haunting people in the mortal world. This is the ideal scenario.
Plan F - There is no afterlife and
Eh, it's okay, I'm not in the mood to argue either.
Religious afterlife plans for me:
Plan A - Heaven is real and I am turned into metaphorical divine compost. Not happening, as I am too much of a sinner.
Plan B - Hell is real and AAHHHHH OH GOD OH FUCK FUCK FUUCK AAAHHHH SOMEONE HELP ME
Plan C - Plot twist, neither Heaven nor Hell are real, it's only Sheol and Gehenna! (I'm probably going to Sheol.)
Plan D - Plan C, but I somehow pull an Elisha/Enoch, achieve apotheosis and become an angel. Hopefully won't happen, seeing as I quite enjoy my free will...
Plan E - I become a ghost and can just dick around haunting people in the mortal world. This is the ideal scenario.
Plan F - There is no afterlife and
