Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Deleted member 14573]

Granted, but it's in Antarctica.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but any water you get into becomes more polluted.

I wish I could stop being jealous of other people.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but now everybody is jealous of you and are mean as a result

I wish the dinosaurs had not been killed off

 

[narval]

Granted, but now we live enslaved like in planet of apes... but with giant chickens and lizards.

i wish to live in a future era, in a terraformed mars. Or at least a adapted base.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but alien bacteria wipes us out

I wish I had a small island

 

[narval]

granted. Global warming. You lost the island before you can do anything important or interesting

I wish a cure for covid right here right now

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, new strain of ebola takes over the world

Wish I could read minds

 

[narval]

Granted. You read all the thoughts from all the people around you. Without filter

I wish to reset my life for fixing my errors

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but now you have indigestion issues all the time

Wish there was a monster under my bed

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted but this monster is Sulley from Monsters Inc.

I wish YouTube didn't have stupid adverts.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but it randomly plays the Funeral March

Wish his door would fall on him when he next bangs it on me

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted and he also gets a lot of painful splinters embedded in his skin.

I wish they would ban fireworks.

 

[SpinningSong]

I wish they would ban fireworks.

Granted, but the World War III starts.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Brackenshire]

Granted you can fly but the Bird of Paradise flies up yr nose

I wish for contentment

 

[botanormal]

Granted, but you'll also live an extremely boring life.

I wish I wasn't a picky eater.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but you eat too much frog

I wish I had a venomous tail

 

[SpinningSong]

Granted, but you have no friends.

I wish I could time travel.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but your machine works on blood.

I wish my lips were not chapped.

 

[darksideofthebright]

Granted, but your entire body's skin gets flaky and dried up.

I wish I could read everyone's mind.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but now you cannot read plain English.

Wish I could understand all languages.

 

[darksideofthebright]

Granted, but you lose all your communication skills.

I wish I could be with my cat right now.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but the cat farts continously.

Wish I had a warm red sweater.

 

[SpinningSong]

Granted, but now you also have warm red fluffy skin.

I wish I would die.

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but now you are a zombie

I wish I had been successful in life

 

[SpinningSong]

Granted, but now you are a dog.

I wish I was a cat.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted but you have always have fleas.

I wish I could fall asleep easier.

 

[SpinningSong]

Granted, but now you also fall of the stairs each time you take them.

I wish I had Nembutal.

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but it's in a box that cannot be opened for 10 years.

I wish I was wealthy

 

[SpinningSong]

Granted, but now you are immortal.

I wish I was God.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but now everybody is angry at you.

I wish I had a yellow submarine.