Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[ryla2090]

Granted but you turn to dust on one end and are remade on the other end. Is this really YOU then ??

I wish I could eat pizza.

Granted, but it is a month-old pineapple pizza.

I wish I can have a good future.

 

[Deleted member 18655]

Granted. But everything in your future is a reminder of your past.


I wish I were taller.

 

[enjolras]

Granted. You're a drag queen who wears high heels.

I wish I could cure a dying person (of my choice, today)

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, and soon every talk show and news program is booking you to learn your secret. They don't believe it was a one time thing.

I wish I had a box of hot Krispy Kreme doughnuts to eat.

 

[Deleted member 18655]

Granted. But they're all vegan, very healthy and have absolutely no flavour.


I wish I could live in the desert.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but now you have to check your shoes every day for scorpions or tarantulas and you'll never use an umbrella again!

I wish I could keep my living quarters straight and clean.

 

[ryla2090]

Granted, but now you have to check your shoes every day for scorpions or tarantulas and you'll never use an umbrella again!

I wish I could keep my living quarters straight and clean.

Granted, but it'll always smell like rotting tomatoes.

I wish I could be truly happy.

 

[Philosykos]

Granted, but your complete happiness draws from the little pieces of happiness most normal people get to experience, so while you are happy everyone else in the world will suddenly feel inexplicably unhappy.

I wish I had Liv Tyler's voice.

 

[Sinai Silence]

Granted, but now you constantly have a sore throat.

I wish I could travel the world.

 

[agentgeez]

Granted; you have access to anywhere, but the only mode of transport you are allowed to use is an all-terrain unicycle.

I wish I could make the weather whatever I want whenever I want.

 

[ReWind]

Granted; you have access to anywhere, but the only mode of transport you are allowed to use is an all-terrain unicycle.

I wish I could make the weather whatever I want whenever I want.

Granted, but you can do it only inside snow globes and impossible bottles(those bottles with ships inside), you didn't say wherever you want ;).

I wish I knew everything.

 

[Deleted member 18655]

Granted. But you are driven insane by everyone asking you questions.



I wish I had brown eyes.

 

[agentgeez]

Granted; the entirety of your eyes, even the sclera, are now completely brown. This disturbs people.

I wish I could save people from unhappy lives with relative ease.

 

[Thinking]

Granted but these people no longer want to be saved so now they angrily block you out of their lives forever.

I wish my I could know with certainty what my future held.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, however you start living that future, which becomes your past so in turn you no longer remember your future.

I wish I could run without pain.

 

[Garbage Person]

Granted, but you're persistently gang stalked by shoe thieves for the rest of your life. Better sleep with your running shoes on, or go permanently barefoot.

I wish to be a celebrated author.

 

[Philosykos]

Granted. You become the most successful author of all time for your poetic way with words, ability to create compelling stories with deep characters and an unmatched grasp on the Zeitgeist of the moment. Your first novel alone makes you an instant celebrity the world over, the literary world cannot stop talking about you. People from all walks of life feel spoken to, understood and inspired by your words. This however leads to people becoming obsessed with you. You are constantly photographed, asked for selfies and tips on writing. Your email and home address become public knowledge after hackers dox you and no matter how many times you move or change your phone number, it seems they're always two steps ahead of you.
You naturally try to get away from them by any means necessary, but your elusive persona makes them want you even more, eventually leading to mobs showing up on your doorstep calling for you to be lynched so they can eat you in the hopes to consume some of that genius of yours they so desire.

Eh, my imagination got the better of me there for a bit...

I wish I could heal illnesses, both mental and physical.

 

[Thinking]

I can't compete with that amazing response but I'll have a go:

Granted but in order to heal said illness, you physically take the pain away from those people. After only your first week of doing this you are already plagued by the countless mental trauma and physical ailments of those you healed. Meanwhile, they move on with their perfect lives and forget about you completely. You are left alone and in more pain than anyone ever thought possible.

I wish the people in my life would understand and accept my wish to die

 

[Deleted member 18655]

Granted, but they insist on a group/mass family suicide and everyone's in as long as you say you want to ctb.


I wish COVID had never "happened."

 

[AvaAdore]

Granted, it didn't happen but you become so germaphobic you can't leave your house.
I wish all drugs were legal worldwide.

 

[Soul]

I wish all drugs were legal worldwide.

Granted! Public libraries become drug dispensaries staffed by empaths who recommend mood-adjusting books and/or drugs to anyone who wants them. As the originator of the concept, you get to be on the staff so you have even easier access than most.

I wish my cat felt better (he's gone a bit twitchy and it upsets him).

 

[Nymph]

Granted! Public libraries become drug dispensaries staffed by empaths who recommend mood-adjusting books and/or drugs to anyone who wants them. As the originator of the concept, you get to be on the staff so you have even easier access than most.

I wish my cat felt better (he's gone a bit twitchy and it upsets him).

Granted! But now, you're twitchy (the curse of twitches has possessed you)
I wish I had angel wings

 

[Thinking]

Granted, but they are so heavy that not only are you are unable to fly, but you are also unable to walk or even stand.

I wish I had was good at talking to people

 

[AvaAdore]

I wish I had was good at talking to people

Granted. You're good at talking to people but you have constant uncontrollable gas.

I wish I could fly.

 

[epic]

I wish I could fly.

Granted, Wings disappear mid-flight

I wish I could visit a hill station.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Granted, but this station is so high clouds obscure your views and ice crystals form on your nose if you leave the station for too long. Hey, at least they'll let you stay as long as you want!

I wish I was a good dancer.

 

[Hypergang2018]

Granted, but nobody is interested in your dance moves

I wish I had an In N Out burger right now

 

[lostangel]

granted but it will cost you a fortune

I wish for sunny weather

 

[Deleted member 18655]

Granted, but the sun turns to darkness each time you look out the window.


I wish I could stop biting my nails.

 

[Isadeth]

I wish my cats will outlive me by several years, in the loving home I've arranged for them.

Granted! But they outlive the owners of loving home you've set up too and are forced to relocate to conditions you would not approve of.

I wish I could relive raising my children all over again with the concept of a loving family from the start.
Opps... my browser messed up and I got lost in the game Haha

Granted, but the sun turns to darkness each time you look out the window.


I wish I could stop biting my nails.

Granted! But they grow so long you're unable to use your fingers.

Again:

I wish I could relive raising my children all over again with the concept of a loving family from the start.