Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but he's kind of a dick.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I wanted to.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but you fart loudly upon arrival

I wish to read minds

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but their thoughts are really loud to you and can't be lowered.

I wish I wasn't a loser.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but you win fairy gold

I wish I was not doomed

 

[Soul]

Granted: you are destined, not doomed, *and* you can twerk.

I wish cats were born with good homes to go to.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but to achieve this a majority of them need to be wiped out first, and painfully.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

 

[Deleted member 19654]

Granted but you become an old crazy cat man and you can't stop adopting cats.

I wish I was taller

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but you must work in a circus as a hot giant lady.

I wish mental illness didn't exist

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but you have to be an accountant and happy with it

I wish I was not born

 

[Antigonish]

Granted, but you not being born somehow prevents the death of most major evil guys; hitler, stalin, john Wayne gacy, robin Williams, etc.

Wish I had a boyfriend

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but it's Homer Simpson

I wish I could see the future.

 

[Antigonish]

Granted, you can only see how and when your loved ones will die.

I wish I was a vampire.

 

[dropdeadfred]

Granted, but all blood is tainted & makes you very ill.

I wish that I could float into the sky from place to place.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but the bird chatter drives you nuts.

Wish I had a puppy

 

[dropdeadfred]

Granted, but it is rabid.

I wish I had trillions of dollars.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but you spend it all buying property on Titan

Wish my plush tiger would come alive and growl at him

 

[Aurora]

Granted, but it eats you and poops all over your house.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but he eats you

I wish I saw a shooting star tonight

 

[Antigonish]

Granted, but he will be a possessive psychopath.

Wish this was my 200th post
Sorry replied to wrong one

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but now your post count doesn't increase even if you post.

I wish I knew what happens after we die.

 

[woxihuanni]

Granted, but it turns out to be doing the taxes forever

I wish I was very smart

 

[Soul]

Granted! No one notices a difference, though, because to everyone else you've always been very smart.

I wish I no one would dream of harming animals or causing them pain.

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but now plants have the same feelings and pain receptors of animals.

I wish I could completely let go of the past.

 

[dropdeadfred]

Granted, but your past is now your future.

I wish I was was married to a good man & woman (triad.)

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but your marriage is only legal in Utah so you all have to move there where there's nothing to do.

I wish I was gay.

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but now all guys are heterosexual.

I wish animals could talk.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but you learn that squirrels are actually responsible for much of the world's crises and when they find out you can understand them, they go after you.

I wish I had more energy.

 

[Aurora]

Granted, but you find out you need to charge yourself every night like a cellphone.

I wish lockdowns would end.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, lockdowns end but covid is still alive and well. The spread goes out of control and it mutates to a point where vaccine makers have to start all over in making one.

I wish I could freeze time whenever I wanted.

 

[Ghost2211]

Granted, but every time you unfreeze time you are naked.

I wish I could have a hug