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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted! You are now the lucky owner of a brand new mickey mouse watch that you can change the time to any hour, minute, and second you want! Congratulations!

I wish my hair was pink
Best Curse response posted so far !

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mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted! You are now the lucky owner of a brand new mickey mouse watch that you can change the time to any hour, minute, and second you want! Congratulations!

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I wish my hare was pink

Wish granted ! Your pet rabbit is now pink

I Wish I could speak every language on earth fluently.
 
Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
wish granted, but you'll be robbed while you sleep

i wish i had a pet pig

Wish granted, but the pig is now attached to your back so you will forever have to give your precious pet a piggyback ride everywhere you go!

I wish I knew how to play the guitar like a pro
 
Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
680
Wish granted. You will starve to death because you will never feel hungry again and not want to eat.

I wish I wanted to clean my house
 
Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
680
Wish granted. Everybody in the entire world will be able to read your thoughts.

I wish that I could stop wishing for the impossible.
 
M

Morning Angel

Useless Broken Wings
Aug 8, 2018
618
Wish granted. Now your wishful thinking is gone but you have zero conscience are now a murderous psychopath.

I wish I had a time machine.
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted, you can no longer wish for wishes.

I wish a miracle would happen
 
MEoDP

MEoDP

Specialist
Sep 2, 2018
347
Wish granted! A serial killer rapist is coming for you right now.

I wish that I'm an Omnipotent God. (How do you foil this wish? lets see...)
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted ! You may repeat the word "wish" all you want in the comforts of your new home.

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I wish I would never lose on Jeopardy

Wish granted! You will never lose on online Jeopardy in which you play with bots and fake money!

I wish my username on SS was Soul_Desperate instead of Desperate_Soul so that my name sounds like I'm "so desperate"...
 
eczema

eczema

Member
Oct 6, 2018
59
Wish granted ! But your the only one who can now see your new username. : )

I wish there was no such thing as time and space.
wish granted, but it's just a physics lecture about what that might look like

i wish i was a manatee
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted! You are now a cute little manatee statue!

I wish I knew how many people on SS hate me and my posts... :)
 
Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted! But now you are the World's Most Wanted list for stealing a million euros.

I wish I had some cool sunglasses
 

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