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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish Granted ! You are now Susan Boyle.

I wish I could turn invisible at will

Wish granted, but you have no control over when the invisibility wears off and to be truly invisible, you have to be in your birthday suit...

I wish I could have free food for life
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted, but the spaceship needs special fuel that costs a million bucks for each trip.

I wish I had a time machine.
 
jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Wish granted ! But the time machine needs special fuel that is only found on Mars.

I wish all extinct animals would come back to life.
Wish granted. But all extinct animals comeback as skeletons.

I wish I had a superpower.
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted. But all extinct animals comeback as skeletons.

I wish I had a superpower.

Wish granted, but you'll be forever locked inside a superpower-proof container for scientists to study you.

I wish my granted wishes weren't corrupted
 
jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Wish granted, but you'll be forever locked inside a superpower-proof container for scientists to study you.

I wish my granted wishes weren't corrupted
Wish granted, but now none of them will come true.

I wish I have the wit to outplay Desperate_Soul in these types of games.
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted, but now none of them will come true.

I wish I have the wit to outplay Desperate_Soul in these types of games.

Wish granted. Desperate_Soul has left the game.

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart!
 
jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Wish granted. But the dragon will eat you.

I wish I can escape to a perfect world without all this bullshit.
 
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jaemus12

jaemus12

Earth’s Parasite
May 11, 2018
562
Wish granted. But your parents used a broken condom so you're here.
Wish granted, but they're all counterfeit.

I wish I had never been born.
Wish granted but the condom used to prevent you from being conceived broke during the process.

I wish suicide is as easy as ordering pizza.
 
dhk96

dhk96

Member
May 8, 2018
94
I wish suicide is as easy as ordering pizza.

Wish granted, but now governments worldwide have made pizza illegal.

I wish I had courage.

clean-air-act-and-courage.jpg
 
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Maravillosa

Maravillosa

Господи помилуй — мир в Україні!
Sep 7, 2018
679
Wish granted, but the jackpot's value will depreciate due to runaway inflation.

I wish I had the motivation to clean my bedroom and kitchen.
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted, but your bedroom and kitchen will constantly be twice as dirty every time you clean something up.

Edit: I wish someone will wash my hair for me...
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted... but only for a second.

I wish I won this Corrupt a wish game.
 
mattwitt

mattwitt

# 978
Jun 28, 2018
2,307
Wish granted... You are now the fairest Princess of them all who get's to eat all the happy ending desserts she wants.

I wish I could control time.
 
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Desperate_Soul

Desperate_Soul

I'll See You Guys On The Other Side Of The Rainbow
Aug 26, 2018
1,980
Wish granted! You are now the lucky owner of a brand new mickey mouse watch that you can change the time to any hour, minute, and second you want! Congratulations!

mpw-pnk_1.jpg

I wish my hair was pink
 
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