Zeus35
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- Apr 4, 2022
- 323
Im a girl, and I heard of people masturbating with their hoovers. Anyway I was having a great time but it suddenly stopped working. I checked the air bag and emptied it, still not working. Its a Henry Hoover.
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jodes2
Hello people ❤️
- Aug 28, 2022
- 7,740
Bloody hell, that must have been quite a session! Henry Hoover's are robust and powerful! Congratulations that sucks. Maybe it was on its way out anyway, it shouldn't have died
Soulless Angel
Did someone say Rum?
- Jul 6, 2020
- 1,272
what the fuck have I just read?
Please tell me this isn't for real.... I don't know any more am I more drunk then I thought?
Please tell me this isn't for real.... I don't know any more am I more drunk then I thought?
Zeus35
Specialist
- Apr 4, 2022
- 323
yeah, I will have to buy a new one
Zeus35
Specialist
- Apr 4, 2022
- 323
yes, totally real. I just wanted to try it.
Darkover
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- Jul 29, 2021
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Fwompje
life is cruel and time heals nothing
- Feb 23, 2023
- 190
Very brave of you to post this, they couldn't torture this info out of me. Anyways, have you googled it? Here's a handy checklist.
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suprswag
have a good day
- Feb 28, 2023
- 62
Holy hell, surprised you're brave enough to post this lmao
wouldn't ever share this if this were me, even on my deathbed
wouldn't ever share this if this were me, even on my deathbed
Next-to-Nil
Begrudgingly Everlasting
- Mar 2, 2023
- 238
I'm glad you had a great time! Sorry to hear about the vacuum
Zeus35
Specialist
- Apr 4, 2022
- 323
I have had a look, thank you for the link x
I'll invite you o Henry's funeral so that you can express ypur condolences to his widow Hetty
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jodes2
Hello people ❤️
- Aug 28, 2022
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I'd love a death from excessively being used to masturbate a woman. Go Henry, you dirty thing
he had a happy life. Even if a bit short.
gum
Forgotten
- Feb 13, 2023
- 22
Whats a "hoover"? I'm gathering its a vacuum? And if that is true, out of morbid curiosity can I ask how exactly it works when it comes to that? Cause I can't think of how it would?
Next-to-Nil
Begrudgingly Everlasting
- Mar 2, 2023
- 238
Basically you use it for clitoral stimulation. Suction can feel good for women too.
gum
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- Feb 13, 2023
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DocNo
whatever
- Oct 30, 2020
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if there would be a thread of the day award i would nominate this one ^^
Afflicted
Member
- Feb 27, 2023
- 5
When I first clicked on the title I was totally expecting this to be a dude posting this. Color me surprised to find out it's a chick. I knew girls got down with the shower head but the vacuum is a new one to me. 
Zeus35
Specialist
- Apr 4, 2022
- 323
You use the suction part.
Thank you, I am glad I have made people laugh or alreast smile x
Hamm I've never heard of the shower head one, but I better not try it encase I break the too. I have heard of men doing it but some how I expect a swolen penis.When I first clicked on the title I was totally expecting this to be a dude posting this. Color me surprised to find out it's a chick. I knew girls got down with the shower head but the vacuum is a new one to me.
Abadoned_Me
obsessive loli
- Mar 3, 2023
- 34
Zeus35
Specialist
- Apr 4, 2022
- 323
Yes, that's the strange thing, I've never heard of shows heads being used
The circled red part goes on your clitoris and vibrates when lifted slightly.
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DocNo
whatever
- Oct 30, 2020
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i mean i totally understand why people like the henry hoover. for all people who didn't know it (including myself) and didnt google it, here's an image.
i mean - look at this cute naughty eyes - who can resist not to get sucked in by this thing. who needs sex robots when we can have henry hoover. :D
Abadoned_Me
obsessive loli
- Mar 3, 2023
- 34
i think people use those like
shower heads where u can change the pressure or something? idk
Rogue Proxy
Enlightened
- Sep 12, 2021
- 1,317
Not even with sodium pentothal?
Oh, man! I just got an image of some hostage getting a big dose of truth serum, and divulging every graphic detail of their sexual escapades with a vacuum cleaner to their captor.
But seriously, no disrespect towards sex toy enthusiasts, object fetishists, or objectum sexuals.
Zeus35
Specialist
- Apr 4, 2022
- 323
I've never used an object before, it was my first time with the vacuum. Usually its a penis or a cucumber
Rogue Proxy
Enlightened
- Sep 12, 2021
- 1,317
That reminds me of an independent sex toy business called SelfDelve. They make realistic fruit and vegetable dildos, including cucumbers. Good news is that they last a whole lot longer than real produce. Bad news is that they cost a fortune, and most aren't safe for anal.
Zeus35
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- Apr 4, 2022
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GasMonkey
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anguila_anguila
Member
- Feb 27, 2023
- 50
This was a great post - so unexpected! Like others, I figured this would be a guy doing this because I have never heard of a woman using a hoover before - head and shoulders bottles and vegetables, yes, but never vacuum cleaners!
What makes it slightly better is that in my similar threads recommendation, there is:
And this post puts them in a whole different light!
What makes it slightly better is that in my similar threads recommendation, there is:
And this post puts them in a whole different light!
Rogue Proxy
Enlightened
- Sep 12, 2021
- 1,317
This affair gives new meaning to the old jingle: "Hoover: Noooooooobodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy does it like yooooooooooooooou!"
Not to mention the first section of this song:
Not to mention the first section of this song:
DocNo
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- Oct 30, 2020
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