(brain storming) Methods to dispose of one's own body?

[geezer88]

I hope this isn't cruel, but I honestly just want to simply disappear, with some sort of goodbye note or otherwise. plus I don't want my family to pay for a funeral (average cremation is $15,000 and burial is $30,000 not that I want burial but I may not have a choice), and I don't want my mom at my funeral.
Any ideas for self-disposal?

 

[heyismeman]

You have to understand finding the body is closure, if your body is not found your family will not have full true closure and they will hunt it down for years of decades likely spending a fuck ton of money and time. Think your family looking for you in the woods for 10-15 hours a day screaming your name.

 

[AreWeWinning]

I thought about this at one point, and my best idea was to tie weights to my body and jump into a river from a bridge at night when no-one sees me. Sink and never to be found.

 

[geezer88]

I thought about this at one point, and my best idea was to tie weights to my body and jump into a river from a bridge at night when no-one sees me. Sink and never to be found.

I think you would still be found eventually, it is difficult to disappear.

 

[vinlander]

I was thinking about this yesterday. May sound stupid for being too simple but maybe commiting in a place of hard acess to humans and easy access for animals? There are some very tall black cherries and oak trees near the woods i live, i was thinking about ctb via hanging in the top of them and cover my body with something with a strong smell as bears can climb them and will devour most of my limbs, and after my corpse is already on the ground the plants will do the rest.

 

[ramon]

How about purposely getting caught smuggling drugs into China?

Your death (firing squad or lethal injection) guaranteed!
Your remainings will be repatriated back to your country of origin and, depending on your country's policies, you might get a free burial.

Yes. It's convoluted, but another option to throw out there.

More (unnecessary) details here:

Would you CTB by smuggling drugs into China, getting caught and prosecuted by their authorities, and being senteced to death?

A few things to keep in mind: 1.) For reference, smuggling, trafficking, carrying, and/manufacturing over 50 grams of heroine or meth into China will get you sentenced to death by shooting. 2.) Again, for reference, Akmal Shaikh, framed for smuggling 4Kg of heroin into China, after pressure...

sanctioned-suicide.net

 

[geezer88]

I was thinking about this yesterday. May sound stupid for being too simple but maybe commiting in a place of hard acess to humans and easy access for animals? There are some very tall black cherries and oak trees near the woods i live, i was thinking about ctb via hanging in the top of them and cover my body with something with a strong smell as bears can climb them and will devour most of my limbs, and after my corpse is already on the ground the plants will do the rest.

Interesting... I am not sure whether bears typically eat meat but mayhaps one can ctb by a wolf den in a gili suit
maybe one could even do an opioid OD facilitated with nalaxone because lots of people die unintentionally because nalaxone wears off sooner than opioids and lots of addicts take more while being aided by nalaxone and then die once it wears off. The drug industry is very predatory and destructive to vulnberable communities but an intriguing way to CTB