Bowel emptying after death

[Alec]

I'm not entirely sure if this will solve this problem fully, but you can clean your colon before you die. Douche. Like gay guys who bottom do, they just clean themselves before sex. Of course you would have to do a deep clean, so maybe google how to do it properly and if it's possible to do such a thorough clean.

Something just doesn't sit right with me about people cutting me up against my will, removing my organs and weighing them, checking over my whole body and holding me hostage until they've finished dissecting me to their satisfaction. Don't even get me started on embalming, that whole process is crazy. If it were up to me they'd confirm I'm dead and then throw me straight into a hole in the ground. It might sound trivial to some since we'll obviously be dead at that point, but I'd just prefer my body to be left alone. I might write a note saying autopsies are against my religion and clearly stating my cause of death, and hope for the best

I think it might work, to say it's against your religion or against your wishes and you want to be left fully intent without being cut open.
Also, I'm wandering if just leaving a note about it will be enough, maybe people are supposed to do this with a lawyer? I have no idea honestly I've never looked into this.

 

[Carina]

While I wouldn't recommend it, doctors do have patients do certain things before a colonoscopy. And really it's all over the counter anymore (even though prescription versions did exist).

But like most said, the people finding you would expect things. And not everyone does anyway. I've found a few dead bodies over the years. Some were no mess, or so little we almost forgot there could've been one. Others had enough we had to clean them up before we could get the funeral home called for the pickup. It's just a normal part of death.

 

[UpandDownPrincess]

I've been present at a number of deaths and not everyone releases this way. For some, it's leakage and for others, it's pushed out with with the agonal breathing, like a "last gasp."

Anyone who is expecting to find a person who is not breathing knows all about it and really thinks nothing of it. They won't think less of you. They'll clean you up and take care of you

If you're headed to a funeral home, trust me, they'd rather have you poo than have to put your brains back together. (Not condemning this as a method, but it is gross for the folks who deal with your body afterward.)

 

[Quarky00]

Now that autopsy has been mentioned, I've always considered swallowing a small toy to make medicals/pathologist bewildered.

 

[charlottewilts]

Now that autopsy has been mentioned, I've always considered swallowing a small toy to make medicals/pathologist bewildered.

 

[Cevapcici]

Post-mortem defecation and urination happens much more than we want to admit to it. I have wondered about it quite a lot, and the only solution I have found is , yes, starving yourself for days prior to your death, but that alone unfortunately cannot prevent postmortem leakage, nor urination especially if your chosen method is SN poisoning. Whilst it's possible to deprive yourself of food, I can't imagine resisting thirst days prior to my ctb.

The only solution I have found to be sure not to be bothered by unnecessary autopsies, possible postmortem pictures, ect... Is to make sure I'll be found in already advanced stages of decomposition.

 

[voyager]

I might write a note saying autopsies are against my religion and clearly stating my cause of death, and hope for the best

I think the problem with this is that depending on the method this might be quite suspicious, like something a murderer would write.

Anyway, like Farmmaa I too have ISB (self diagnosed, ofc) but I go every 5-7 days most of the time. I has it's benefits, because I absolutely hate going to the toilet and it's the one thing I'll certainly not miss about life.

Spoiler: Coloscopy Laxative, tmi, but maybe useful

This isn't a nice thing to share, but the problem is there's like a dozen polyps in my colon now and my digestion has gone downhill further. I regularly suffer from constipation and literally feel like a sack of shit at times. Every 6-12 months I get a coloscopy. 24 hours before I have to start fasting, which doesn't pose much of a problem. At around 5-6pm I get to mix the first solution. It's a little like SN. One or two packs of some salt like substance mixed with 500ml-1litre of water, stirred until it's transparent. Drink asap or within an hour. I usually down it within 15 minutes. Then the fun begins around one hour later for several hours to come. One sleeps normally and without interruption. In the morning around 5am one has to repeat the procedure. Within the next two hours the rest is discarded and eventually there's only fluid leaving the rectum. It goes from yellowish to almost as transparent as water. You'll feel the constant need to go to the toilet for about 18 hours from the first mixture, but it's controllable and not like diarrhea. But then you feel normal again and if you don't eat anything you're as clean as you might wish for. So, there you go, talking shit actually being helpful for change.

 

[HopeDiesLast]

You could give yourself an enema a few hours before you ctb. Just buy one of the ready-to-use saline enemas (Fleet is a common brand here). They are over the counter, cheap and effective.

 

[Skyview]

Gas station I use the girls behind the counter asked me to check on truck driver , he had a tooth abscess and they hadn't seen him in a day , not a 24 hr place , so I went over , 20 feet from the truck the smell hit me , shit and decomposing. Temps around 100 deg F , engine off so no a/c . Firefighters wore haz mat and used two body bags such was the deterioration of his body . Poor man , a freakin tooth abscess!