bottom 5 SaSu users

[EyesOfNight]

Here is my list.

1. @Dr Iron Arc
2. Me
3. Myself
4. @EyesOfNight
and finally
5. @Dr Iron Arc
Again

THIS IS A JOKE! Do not take this post seriously. It's been inspired by post #17

top 5 sasu users

1. @Rocinante 2. @sserafim 3. @derpyderpins 4. @Ambivalent1 5. @FuneralCry honorable mention: @dödsängel

sanctioned-suicide.net

Again, THIS IS A JOKE!

Feel free to use this thread to tease users you know or to post shitty jokes you didn't want to post on a thread.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Thanks for this. It's nice to know I finally won at something I feel like I actually earned.

My personal bottom 5 are myself five times and then the honorable mentions are a few former users from years ago who've been banned for various justified reasons.

 

[lovedread]

@lovedread stupid bitch no wonder shes suicidal

 

[EyesOfNight]

@lovedread stupid bitch no wonder shes suicidal

Damn, what did she do to you?

 

[lovedread]

Damn, what did she do to you?

She's evil! And stupid! Horrible combo

 

[Pluto]

 

[EyesOfNight]

She's evil! And stupid! Horrible combo

Have you tried getting to know her better? I'm sure there is more to her than that. You two could become friends if you meet eachother with some sympathy. Who knows.

 

[derpyderpins]

Here is my list.

1. @Dr Iron Arc
2. Me
3. Myself
4. @EyesOfNight
and finally
5. @Dr Iron Arc
Again

THIS IS A JOKE! Do not take this post seriously. It's been inspired by post #17

top 5 sasu users

1. @Rocinante 2. @sserafim 3. @derpyderpins 4. @Ambivalent1 5. @FuneralCry honorable mention: @dödsängel

sanctioned-suicide.net

Again, THIS IS A JOKE!

Feel free to use this thread to tease users you know or to post shitty jokes you didn't want to post on a thread.

So, logistically, how did @Dr Iron Arc take spots 1 and 5 but you took 2 and 3? Is he more high-end bad while you are more consistently bad?

I'd have myself on the list, not every day but on days when I'd be better off keeping my opinions to myself.

 

[EyesOfNight]

So, logistically, how did @Dr Iron Arc take spots 1 and 5 but you took 2 and 3? Is he more high-end bad while you are more consistently bad?

I'd have myself on the list, not every day but on days when I'd be better off keeping my opinions to myself.

I'm afraid I can't provide reasoning for this list because it would compromise the secrecy of my secret algorithm.

There is a game I like to play which is called "should I keep talking or should I shut the fuck up" so I know what you mean.

 

[derpyderpins]

I'm afraid I can't provide reasoning for this list because it would compromise the secrecy of my secret algorithm.

There is a game I like to play which is called "should I keep talking or should I shut the fuck up" so I know what you mean.

I've learned throughout the years that as soon as I'm playing that game the answer is always shut the fuck up if I don't want to upset people, but sometimes I still say it anyway.

 

[EyesOfNight]

I've learned throughout the years that as soon as I'm playing that game the answer is always shut the fuck up if I don't want to upset people, but sometimes I still say it anyway.

That's the safe way to play it. Sometimes it's worth to choose the other option for the nice little rewards. It's kinda difficult to choose the right option if you don't play it safe but it's still worth to try even if it's only a little bit.

 

[Meteora]

Great


Bottom five users:

1. of course @EyesOfNight for this innovative thread :D
2. the guys from the counting game
3. the mods
4. @Meteora
5. @Meteora
not as funny as yours but thanks for making me laugh @EyesOfNight

 

[4am]

@4am is the power bottom of ss

 

[EyesOfNight]

@4am is the power bottom of ss

Power bottom this, power bottom that, just say that @4am is the most dominant top this site has ever seen. Always downplaying tops into bottoms ~_~

 

[Pluto]

The bottom 5 list of a suicide forum. I finally feel like I've found a place to belong.

 

[halleyscomet]

@halleyscomet is a deranged autistic cunt I hate her so much

 

[Tesha]

I suspect I've got the biggest bottom…

 

[halleyscomet]

I suspect I've got the biggest bottom…

proof

 

[EmptyHeaded]

@EmptyHeaded Belongs at least on the last place. Very annoying idiot.

 

[SuicidalOrganism]

dont forget @dödsängel

 

[EyesOfNight]

@EmptyHeaded Belongs at least on the last place. Very annoying idiot.

Especially with their annoying and yet perfectly chosen GIFs. You might be onto something.

@halleyscomet is a deranged autistic cunt I hate her so much

Truly, only the most deranged courageous and brave people would consider giving themselves a new name.

 

[Tesha]

proof

It has its own gravitational pull

 

[EyesOfNight]

I suspect I've got the biggest bottom…

Bet. I got 48" circumference. Can you top that? >_>

 

[ijustwishtodie]

1: @Jonels (this guy is tantacrul)

Places 2 to 5 goes towards those who snitched on this site to pro lifers whilst also benefitting from the site themselves. These people basically backstabbed the site whilst also using it as if they're a normal user here. I'm sure that more than 4 people have done this already. Fuck them all

 

[Tesha]

Can you top that?

Top that? I engulf it.

 

[winamp]

bottom 5

vs

top 6 yet to be 6 feet under (alternate joke title)

 

[Arachno]

Can't think of a top 5 but this @Arachno guy really sucks, a very bumbling and dumb user, that OCD plagued moron is so shit at communicating he takes eternity to write an proper answer, thinking someone is going to read his unreadable garbage lol. True bottom of SaSu if you ask me.

 

[final_countdown12]

1- FC
2- FC
3- FC
4- FC
5- FC

1) If my calculations are correct, in less than few minutes @ijustwishtodie will come here to bravely defend Fc

2) Also if my other calculations are correct, @justwishtodie will say FC doesnt need to be protected at all and bla bla bla bla


Jk guys i love you all.

 

[ijustwishtodie]

1- FC
2- FC
3- FC
4- FC
5- FC

1) If my calculations are correct, in less than few minutes @ijustwishtodie will come here to bravely defend Fc

2) Also if my other calculations are correct, @justwishtodie will say FC doesnt need to be protected at all and bla bla bla bla


Jk guys i love you all.

I got a feeling you fucked up your calculation

 

[EvisceratedJester]

My bottom 5 are

1. @EvisceratedJester
2. @EvisceratedJester
3. @EvisceratedJester
4. @EvisceratedJester
And
5. Of course, @EvisceratedJester

That bitch fucking sucks. Did you know that she kicks puppies for fun and has burned down 12 villages before? Well, she hasn't done that YET. She will do that, mark my words. That dumb little gremlin needs to go back from the little dumpster she came from...