Bolo

[openBottomJeans]

It is official - one of my clients got worried because I did not show up to do their weekly maintenance and they called in a welfare check on me. There's a bolo out for my vehicle , and they've called my best friend asking for my whereabouts.

Technically speaking , there's not much they can do if they find me, right? Just confirm ..
"yep, he's alive, 10-4, case closed"

 

[NearlyIrrelevantCake]

I cut off contact with my mother and a few months later she reported me missing. Cops showed up at my house one day.

Cop: Are you missing?
Me: No? I'm right here.
Cop: You're okay?
Me: I'm fine, I want nothing to do with my mother.

And they wrote down that I was okay and left and nothing else happened.