Venting Anyone else worried their corpse won't be sexy enough?

[StrugglingSienna]

Not a necrophile but I do have an ego and am relatively vain. And therefore I want to do my best to make my corpse sexy to any potential necrophiles who might witness my corpse.

So, bare minimum I plan on losing some weight before I die and figuring out what kind of makeup looks would look good on me given that my corpse will have the blue-purplish lividity typical of SN death, while also having decent longevity.

Thoughts? Do you think your corpse will be sexy? Be objective, would a necrophile like @spypilot896 find your corpse sexy, not necessarily yourself.

 

[Alias Pluto]

Lol unsure

 

[ropeburns&migranes]

Not sure who spypilot896 is, but my head will be blown off with blood and brain matter all over the place so I don't think my body will look that 'sexy'.

 

[Arrival03]

I'm already ugly, so my corpse will probably be worse.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Who cares? I'm going to be dead so it's not like I'll be around to give a shit.

 

[ramon]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

I live alone in a rental apartment whose landlord has been really good to me.

Provided I successfully CTB, imagine the putrid sludge of my bloated corpse spilling out of the shower booth (I'm currently into noble gas method).

He's going to be so disappointed on himself for assuming I would never do such a selfish thing to him... and, of course, on me for abusing his trust.

 

[Izzythebelle]

i dont think there's ever gonna be a way to make a corpse look hot. like at minimum there's gonna be an excess of shit all over your piss soaked body, so unless you're into that stuff too

 

[OptingOutSmiling]

No, I'd rather not be seen as sexy in that way. I'm kind of happy with my body the way I look now, and would be okay to be found as myself, in the casual way I usually dress.

 

[Unhumanly.]

my corpse will be unhumanly

 

[delta2]

Well I'm not sexy when alive. Plus I'll probably have shit my pants

 

[Pathetic and Sad]

sounds like a plan... maybe if I lose a few kgs as well? Wouldn't mind someone "appreciating" my dead body ig :)

 

[Michi_Violeta]

I'm six feet tall, lost a lot weight these past few months due to depression, and wrote down very specific orders to present my corpse adorned just like in the good times when I was at my prime, with her. Tall man, beautiful long hair, racing boots, two studs of pure gold on my left ear, handmade studded belt on Levi's jeans, black leather jacket, and a shirt from The Midnight concert I went to in Berlin: I want people to remember me at my best, not this hopeless and heartbroken thing I've become.

 

[Forever Sleep]

I haven't made the effort in life to be attractive, so I'm unlikely to in death. I feel weirdly embarassed about certain things though. I feel bad for whoever will have to deal with my corpse but, I suppose they're used to it.

Necrophilia is super disturbing but, if I were to be assaulted, I'd prefer it to happen once I was dead at least.

 

[LigottiIsRight]

I'm not sexy while I'm alive, as if my corpse could be. Obviously, I don't give a fuck about this.

 

[getoutgirl]

My plan was always to disappear and for my body to never be found, so ideally not looking sexy or not sexy to anyone but me. Because that's the thing I did fantasize a lot about dying pretty, just as a way to be content with myself. So I would get pretty that day, and more importantly, I would like to be pretty in the months prior to it, and be remembered as such. Not be remembered as my depressed self, who yeah usually doesn't look her best.
I know it's some morbid vanity and probably not the best or more productive thoughts to be having, but I recognise them.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

I have considered whether or not to put on makeup before I die, which is a bit ridiculous, I know.

 

[Forveleth]

I do not give a shit about being sexy while alive. Certainly am not going to care when dead. Freshly dead people are gross. Your face is weird, your skin is grey, there are usually body fluids leaking. There is not a whole lot you can do to avoid looking like a corpse when you are one.

Also, I do not like the people who are most likely to find me so me being a horrid mess is just a bonus.

 

[Dark Moon]

Not a necrophile but I do have an ego and am relatively vain. And therefore I want to do my best to make my corpse sexy to any potential necrophiles who might witness my corpse.

So, bare minimum I plan on losing some weight before I die and figuring out what kind of makeup looks would look good on me given that my corpse will have the blue-purplish lividity typical of SN death, while also having decent longevity.

Thoughts? Do you think your corpse will be sexy? Be objective, would a necrophile like @spypilot896 find your corpse sexy, not necessarily yourself.

I wouldn't worry or care about how I look when I'm dead, my body won't be visible for long before being cremated and my body will just go cold.

 

[Spicy Tteokbokki]

Ironically been thinking about this many times before: my final look and outfit before I go out.
I'd definitely want to look as best as I can before going on, though I never go for anything sexy as I prefer cute looks instead, though some ppl do find that sexy so ymmv ig.
I'd be doing it just for myself in this case, though, as being cute gives me comfort, and going out I'd want to be as comfortable as possible

 

[xxlavenderxx]

honestly I understand the sentiment, that's why part of my plan will involve letting someone know so I can get hauled off to the morgue before I get all maggoty, but there certainly isn't anything nice about corpses after the first hour or so, and as other people have mentioned you'll be leaking all sorts of stuff so I wouldn't worry too much about it, you can maybe fast beforehand and take laxatives to make it not so bad I suppose?

 

[Spicy Tteokbokki]

honestly I understand the sentiment, that's why part of my plan will involve letting someone know so I can get hauled off to the morgue before I get all maggoty, but there certainly isn't anything nice about corpses after the first hour or so, and as other people have mentioned you'll be leaking all sorts of stuff so I wouldn't worry too much about it, you can maybe fast beforehand and take laxatives to make it not so bad I suppose?

Wonder if putting yourself on ice would help, too, though you'd have to balance CBT time and comfort, as being too cold mid CTB would make it all worse, and too warm would render the entire idea useless, if it even works in the first place.

 

[xxlavenderxx]

Wonder if putting yourself on ice would help, too, though you'd have to balance CBT time and comfort, as being too cold mid CTB would make it all worse, and too warm would render the entire idea useless, if it even works in the first place.

That's a pretty good idea honestly, although direct contact ice would damage the skin as well and as you say be really uncomfortable but if you're determined to be the fairest corpse of them all then perhaps in ice water lol

 

[Neutron-Witch]

While I don't care about the appearance of my body after death, my partner (half-jokingly) talks about how she wants to die "pretty"; not sexy per se, but she would want it to be the image of a beautifully tragic death in the Gothic sense. She often mentions dressing herself up in a beautiful white dress, and killing herself with a knife such that the blood spatters across the dress.

 

[Alcoholic Teletubby]

Although I have noticed a strange potential benefit to people's prejudice towards aspects of me, I would prefer it not to look "sexy" because I'm genuinely terrified of someone finding me or some messed-up pathologist releasing pictures of my body for gore gooners to ogle. Though, I haven't come across gore pictures of people who look similar.

 

[Cauliflour]

I suppose if you die in a fridge then you'll be preserved for longer, like how meat stays fresh for a couple days but rots on the same day if left on a table.

I'm not sure if ghosts are real or not and if I'm going to be forever soul bound to this earth then I at least want my ghostly clothes to be matching colours.

 

[dizzy.]

seeing how ugly I am now, it would probably be hideous--but perhaps someone would find the beauty in it. maybe not sexy--unless a necrophile finds me--but I'd hope at least somewhat pretty.

 

[M3lancholia]

Definitely not to look sexy but I'd not want the mortician to think I'd let myself go!
Before my attempt I got freshly waxed, hair cut & eyebrows shaped

 

[bishopxowiki]

That's ultimately for @spypilot896 to judge tbh, your sexual appeal is subjective to him at that point

 

[bishopxowiki]

not really, nobody is subjective to me

After their death, you get to decide if you find them sexy enough or not, no?
Or do you perhaps find all corpses attractive?

 

[bishopxowiki]

for me it's not really abt attractiveness it's abt it being a corpse
idk if I would be picky if I got the chance to get with a body , I've never done it before , I've just jacked off to shock sites for the longest time

Ok, that makes sense.