Anybody else finding themselves making really morbid jokes alluding to their method of choice?

[Moon Flower]

My s/o keeps asking what's up with me and I told him I could tell him until I'm blue in the face that nothing's wrong and he wouldn't believe me. I'm planning on hanging or sn. I guess humor is part of how people cope though isn't it?

 

[pole]

My s/o keeps asking what's up with me and I told him I could tell him until I'm blue in the face that nothing's wrong and he wouldn't believe me. I'm planning on hanging or sn. I guess humor is part of how people cope though isn't it?

i do it with my friends here and there but by accident sometimes lol. i think we say it so it normalizes with us, and helps us calm down and in a way makes us more comfortable around the ideation of suicide; so were more prepared in going through with it down the road.

 

[Mr2005]

I just verbally roast myself not because I plan on setting myself on fire just because I'm a prick

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Not for the method, but for the general idea of death, sometimes with a concentration on myself, sometimes not. Mostly at work, since I don't have friends.
The "dude... dude, no..." can be amusing, if you pull it just right, with the right amount of nigh inexistent amount of being a dick and like 90% of "kekeke".

 

[Wreck-it-Riley]

I do this a lot. Or if people ask whats on my mind ill just spew what ever "I wonder if i could die by this" intrusive thought im having at the time. People generally kind of laugh and change the subject.

My favorite so far has been the one day somebody had a noose hanging from their forklift and a spider-man toy in the noose. I laughed, imagining his head swelling with blood and how the mask would be stretched. He.... did not find it as funny as i did.

 

[woxihuanni]

Yeah I sweetly asked my ex partner if they would like to see the smurfs.

 

[Itsalmosttime]

I have talked about needing to "catch the bus".

Although I really did, I haven't had a car for years.

 

[Haku]

Every single day for the past 5 years

 

[takeyourshotfunboy]

I certainly joke about suicide alot and I hope that my friends and family won't feel guilty about not seeing that.

 

[Darkhaven]

Yeah.
I plan to take SN and according to several accounts it will make my corpse blue.
Turns out that the football team (soccer for americans) that i support wears blue and white.
So the other day i said to myself:
-" Well better to turn blue rather green or red (our 2 main rivals colors)".
Haha?

 

[MeltingHeart]

Yeah I sweetly asked my ex partner if they would like to see the smurfs.

woah- guess yr not too fond of yr ex.i mean not that he would nessarily know what you are refering too. Ive seen other jokes about the smurfs on here to.
I always use humour- as I have always thought of myself as kind of funny & silly & a little bit witty- but now when I joke -it feels kind of a bit bitter, dark, twisted & ultimately very sad- the fact that now my humour comes down purely to thgts about ctb.