Discussion Any security guards on this forum? I am considering becoming a security guard or possibly even a bouncer at a bar.

[LifeIsASadist]

I got rejected from the Marine Corps at MEPS because of self harm issues and being too dumb to pass the ASVAB because I am horrible at mad so much I had to have an IEP in high school because of it.

So to make up to all of this I am considering becoming an armed guard but it will be super tricky since I am in college and most armed positions require full time, also by the way I will not be a CO (corrections officer) as my parents suggested to me because I have some things in my background that will fuck me over on the polygraph like doing shrooms in 2024 and having sex with a prostitute in 2023 year so I gotta wait 5 years unfortunately :(.

Fuck I wished, I WISHED I hadn't gone to that 4th of july party and done shrooms and had sex with prostitutes because I would have maybe had been a CO, especially because I am so fucking sick of working near minimum wage.

 

[Mr. Snrub]

"I WISHED I hadn't gone to that 4th of july party and done shrooms and had sex with prostitutes"

Fuck no dude. Fuck no. Don't ever say that again. That shit sounds like it was worth it!