Method ANOTHER brilliant idea!

[BipolarGuy]

So having received my delivery today (see my other thread), some 1-2 weeks before I thought it would arrive, I'm thinking about exactly what to do.

Halloween, celebrated properly, is my favorite time of year. It's better than Christmas.
Anyone agree?

Well to celebrate I'm thinking of dressing up as a vampire on Halloween night so that in the morning when I'm discovered, I look like a blue vampire that has died because of the morning sunlight.
If they try rubbing off the makeup based on thinking that I'm a Halloween party-gooer that has died, they won't be able to stop me being blue. Then they might think "Jesus! It's a REAL vampire!".







(Sorry to the people that said they would miss me, I guess this kind of shit just helps me deal with it).

 

[Panna]

That made me laugh mate, thanks for that.

 

[Ghost2211]

Though I will miss you I love the morbid sense of humor. That's both creepy af and awesome at the same time.

 

[Blackpoolbootz]

With a pair of teeth. Would be funny guess they would be talking about it forever always come up if they said have you had anything strange happen while you was working lol

 

[Deleted member 19654]

I'm definitely going to miss you and your posts.

 

[Sinkinshyp]

I'm another one who will miss you. You are such an important person on the forum. Aside from that- what a great idea. Thats a pretty good idea and funny at the same time.

 

[letmeseethedeath]

be kind to yourself and i find it a good idea, thank you for your post. i love you. i wish i could die the halloween day

 

[Steamm]

SN doesn't make us blue, that body posted few days ago proved that

 

[BipolarGuy]

SN doesn't make us blue, that body posted few days ago proved that

SN makes people blue because people who commit suicide using it are depressed, which is where the saying "feeling blue" comes from.
This phrase was coined around 700 years ago when colour photography was invented which enabled people to discover that it turns you blue.
It also makes your teeth grow, as shown in the bottom picture in post #1.

 

[Soul]

SN makes people blue because people who commit suicide using it are depressed, which is where the saying "feeling blue" comes from.
This phrase was coined around 700 years ago when colour photography was invented which enabled people to discover that it turns you blue.
It also makes your teeth grow, as shown in the bottom picture in post #1.

Colour photography does not make your teeth grow. That was proven by Shakespeare, although some claim it was King James himself. It's overzealous brushing that does that.

 

[BipolarGuy]

Colour photography does not make your teeth grow. That was proven by Shakespeare, although some claim it was King James himself. It's overzealous brushing that does that.

King James does not himself make your teeth grow. He was responsible for a new version of the Bible.

 

[BipolarGuy]

King James does not himself make your teeth grow. He was responsible for a new version of the Bible.

@Soul having done my research I have discovered that the King named James was not responsible for the Bible, but the person who was responsible for the Bible was another different person who was named Jesus.
Jesus was the same person as God who made everything and so the reason your teeth grow is because of the Bible, not colour photography.

 

[Cherrypea]

As there's no trick or treating this year someone is organising a trail around decorated houses. I'd like to do severed heads on stakes, paper mache with Boris and trump masks but know I won't be arsed to do anything.
So if you'd like to come and lie in my front garden for a few days you'd be doing me a big favour.

 

[BipolarGuy]

As there's no trick or treating this year someone is organising a trail around decorated houses. I'd like to do severed heads on stakes, paper mache with Boris and trump masks but know I won't be arsed to do anything.
So if you'd like to come and lie in my front garden for a few days you'd be doing me a big favour.

Are the daisies not blossoming well this year?

 

[Cherrypea]

Are the daisies not blossoming well this year?

Reminded me of Good year for the roses but boy this is a creepy video.