Am i the only one who wants to die gracefully?

[scoliosis]

I always wanted to look pretty or clean, even in death, that's why i wouldn't want a gun to the head, it'll ruin me, and probably make me unrecognizable, i would prefer dying in bed and looking pretty like a doll .. I don't know if its just me

 

[EvisceratedJester]

You won't look clean in death though, unless you plan on starving yourself of food and water beforehand.

 

[timetodie24]

It's natural to want dignity in death. I understand why people wouldn't want anyone to see their body a mess.
I don't care though as I'm hideous already so won't make a difference. I want to suffer in my death as deserve the pain

 

[Saturn_]

I feel the same way.

 

[scoliosis]

You won't look clean in death though, unless you plan on starving yourself of food and water beforehand.

Yea, that part throws me off truth sucks sometimes

 

[cowboypants]

You won't look clean in death though, unless you plan on starving yourself of food and water beforehand.

I plan to poop and pee beforehand if you mean that lol

 

[Forveleth]

I plan to poop and pee beforehand if you mean that lol

What about the two days of food still in your intestines?

 

[cowboypants]

I always wanted to look pretty or clean, even in death, that's why i wouldn't want a gun to the head, it'll ruin me, and probably make me unrecognizable, i would prefer dying in bed and looking pretty like a doll .. I don't know if its just me

Same I'm also scared about stuff like hanging. If anything I like stuff where I sleep and pass peacefully or close to it

What about the two days of food still in your intestines?

I thought what we eat comes out in one day

 

[EvisceratedJester]

I plan to poop and pee beforehand if you mean that lol

I'm pretty sure you'd have to eat little to nothing for several days to weeks if you want to ensure that you shit or piss yourself when you die. Even if you use the toilet prior, you'll likely still have leftover food in your intestines.

 

[Forveleth]

I thought what we eat comes out in one day

It can take up to 72 hours for food to move through your intestines. So at any one time, you basically have up to three days worth of food sitting in you. When you go to the bathroom, you're only getting rid of the stuff that has reached the end of the line.

 

[cowboypants]

It can take up to 72 hours for food to move through your intestines. So at any one time, you basically have up to three days worth of food sitting in you. When you go to the bathroom, you're only getting rid of the stuff that has reached the end of the line.

Ah shit man. Doesnt sound good ewww

 

[Mi Mi]

I always wanted to look pretty or clean, even in death, that's why i wouldn't want a gun to the head, it'll ruin me, and probably make me unrecognizable, i would prefer dying in bed and looking pretty like a doll .. I don't know if its just me

I feel the same actually
I have pjs picked out
I scent my house and bed everyday
Hoping I and my space will still smell sweet and like me before the smell of death sets in
Was even thinking about doing my nails
But I get so tired I'm struggling just even get to my attempt

 

[LaughingGoat]

Personally I've never understood it since I'll be dead, so for all I care you can kick my corpse down the street. Ironically, since I'll go with shotgun you wouldn't be able to tell if I actually had a funeral since the mortician could just reconstruct the back of the skull.

 

[lnlybnny]

me too, i even think of buying a pretty floral ethereal dress to do it and put some angelic make up on or something

 

[Esokabat]

You looking good while dead would be quite short-lived and temporary, regardless of the method. I think it is a futile objective. Your physical body without the lifeforce will start to deteriorate quite quickly. They will remove your clothes for the autopsy so useless worryng about uour clothes too. Makeup also doesn't matter as your makeup skills will not be suitable for a dead face. The mortician or their team might put makeup on you if you will have an open casket funeral to make you look more acceptable, and they will have to use much heavier makeup than on an alive face, so even putting own your own makeup is useless. They might even sew your mouth shut. You looking good after your death is in the hands of the mortician.

 

[lnlybnny]

i was so impacted by @Moonicide 's GBT, i remember the pictures of her dress, the make up she chose... i think it helped her feel at ease doing that little ''ritual'', i cried so much reading her thread

 

[locked*n*loaded]

Frankly, I don't really care what my corpse looks like. Right after any autopsy, I'll be cremated anyway. No funeral, no service. Just cook me and put my ashes into the monument.