Method Alcohol not via mouth **WARNING MIGHT GROSS YOU OUT** Need advice

[Willowkin]

Ok first, please no judgement!!! I just heard of an old trick about getting drunk and need helpful input! I'm just looking for the fastest and least painful way out of this life.


So I just heard about "butt-chugging" and "slimming" as methods of getting drunk and need help knowing if this might be a way to get alcohol into the system without worrying about nausea bringing my amitriptyline cocktail back up (as I've mentioned is my major concern several times in various threads)

Specifically I need to know if getting alcohol into your blood by bypassing the stomach will still do the job AND make you less sick to your stomach than drinking. Specifically vodka-soaked tampons inserted vaginally or rectally in addition to about three glasses of a screwdriver (vodka with orange juice)

 

[Im2high4this]

It will do the job. It will do the job extremely well. You do not have to butt chug as much as you would drink. It shouldn't give you a upset stomach but you're at risk to puke still from dizziness. Try a very small amount first. The booze will hit you very quickly.

 

[Lookingforabus]

Specifically I need to know if getting alcohol into your blood by bypassing the stomach will still do the job AND make you less sick to your stomach than drinking.

It can still cause vomiting, yeah. Vomiting is just an involuntary response, not necessarily a result of anything toxic in the stomach - head injuries, illness, IV drug use, and yes, even rectal absorption of drugs can cause nausea and vomiting. I remember some kids I went to high school with vomiting in class, getting caught for being drunk at school... and it being found that they were absorbing the alcohol rectally. (Never tried it myself, but I was told by people who did, that it doesn't help nausea much, and because it hits faster, sometimes makes it worse). Kids are cruel, but the salient point is that alcohol can make you vomit no matter how you get it in you.

So, yes, you still need to concern yourself with making sure the alcohol doesn't make you vomit everything up. I suppose a test run or two with just an alcohol "suppository" might be helpful to you.

 

[JimFord99]

Ya, do a dry run first ...

 

[Lookingforabus]

Ya, do a dry run first ...

"Dry vodka martini ... suppository, please. Shaken, not stirred."

 

[Suicidal4Ever]

Wait....wouldn't that burn like hell filling your ass with alcohol?

 

[Lookingforabus]

Wait....wouldn't that burn like hell filling your ass with alcohol?

Evidently not. Why would it? It doesn't burn like hell in your mouth or throat or stomach, so why would it at the other end of your GI tract?

 

[Suicidal4Ever]

Just did a quick google search and apparently some people have got rectal burns from that.

 

[Lookingforabus]

Got any links?

 

[riverstyx]

In my country young people uses to soak a tampon in vodka and put it either in their vagina or back side to get a quick buzz.

I wouldn't recommend it though.

I would imagine it could damage the sensitive mucosal tissue those places.

 

[CarbonMonoxide]

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Ok first, please no judgement!!! I just heard of an old trick about getting drunk and need helpful input! I'm just looking for the fastest and least painful way out of this life.


So I just heard about "butt-chugging" and "slimming" as methods of getting drunk and need help knowing if this might be a way to get alcohol into the system without worrying about nausea bringing my amitriptyline cocktail back up (as I've mentioned is my major concern several times in various threads)

Specifically I need to know if getting alcohol into your blood by bypassing the stomach will still do the job AND make you less sick to your stomach than drinking. Specifically vodka-soaked tampons inserted vaginally or rectally in addition to about three glasses of a screwdriver (vodka with orange juice)

Hi. I'm new and I can tell you for a certainty that this will work. 'Butt chugging' or an alcohol enema is extremely dangerous.
The best way is to use something with high alcohol content like vodka or gin (40% and above). The method of delivery would be a tube, like the frat boys do. Or even tampons.
Some antiemetics might help prevent the involuntary vomiting.
You might be put off by the idea of random people finding you dead with a tube of vodka sticking out of your arse.