"Accidental" CTB methods?

[hermestrimegistus]

Something more reliable than swerving into traffic or something. I also don't want to hurt anyone else in the process

 

[UKscotty]

Getting an accidental verdict is hard but getting misadventure or something shouldn't be too hard.

Jumping off a cliff drunk would probably be open verdict, as long as someone didn't do something stupid like leave a note or tell people they were suicidal.

It's really worth thinking properly and planning. I assume it's for an insurance payout so it will be to be flawless else they won't pay.

 

[333s]

drowning somewhere! especially in some place with predatory fishes/alligators/etc? depending on the area you live (or can afford going to)
its not just more reliable but also a good thing to do for our smaller brethren :3

 

[throneofdispair03]

a gun to a weather balloon!

Florida man faked his murder using a gun and a weather balloon

The mysterious death of Alan Jay Abrahamson has been solved, police say, after piecing together an elaborate suicide plot that included a weather balloon hoisting a gun into the sky.

www.usatoday.com

 

[Worndown]

Autoerotic asphyxiation has a good success rate. They never seemed to see it coming and never stopped if they did.

 

[Painfu.Ll.suffering]

Bitter almonds

 

[hermestrimegistus]

Autoerotic asphyxiation has a good success rate. They never seemed to see it coming and never stopped if they did.

I actually never thought of this. It's just a terrible way to be found. Especially if you live with family

 

[worthIess]

shallow water blackout makes you look like you were just a shitty swimmer

 

[rozeske]

It really is hard to make them seem accedental. With most accedental deaths there are tattletales left behind that prove the death was accedental, unless you can replicate those to the T, forging ctb is tricky. Except autoerotic asphyxiation as mentioned above.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

You could always buy a VR headset and walk into traffic if you want an accidental-seeming death.

 

[hermestrimegistus]

You could always buy a VR headset and walk into traffic if you want an accidental-seeming death.

The chances of accidentally hurting or killing someone else in the process is exactly what I'm trying to avoid

Getting an accidental verdict is hard but getting misadventure or something shouldn't be too hard.

Jumping off a cliff drunk would probably be open verdict, as long as someone didn't do something stupid like leave a note or tell people they were suicidal.

It's really worth thinking properly and planning. I assume it's for an insurance payout so it will be to be flawless else they won't pay.

Idk if you're joking or not. Not an insurance thing. I'm worth nothing. I just don't want pity or anyone doing the "why didn't we help her when had the chance?" bullshit. I'm just curious about a method that looks like it was a mistake or something. I don't want it to be obvious I was deliberately trying to take my own life

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

The chances of accidentally hurting or killing someone else in the process is exactly what I'm trying to avoid

Walking into traffic as a pedestrian isn't likely to actually hurt others any more than yourself though I suppose the chance still exists. Maybe if you combine wearing a VR headset with jumping off a cliff or from a high building people would think you simply accidentally walked off and this way you're more unlikely to hurt anyone.

 

[theEndCH]

swallow konjac powder

 

[hermestrimegistus]

Walking into traffic as a pedestrian isn't likely to actually hurt others any more than yourself though I suppose the chance still exists. Maybe if you combine wearing a VR headset with jumping off a cliff or from a high building people would think you simply accidentally walked off and this way you're more unlikely to hurt anyone.

Walking into traffic could easily hurt someone else. Car swerves, crashes/hits another. Etc.

All these suggestions relying on VR haha. I guess I'd have to acquire a headset

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

All these suggestions relying on VR haha. I guess I'd have to acquire a headset

I just think that it would make for an easy distraction for any conversation about the death itself. People like to fixate on the method and new, unfamiliar technology is the easiest to blame. You might even be able to get your family to sue for millions for damages from Meta or Apple depending on which headset you wear as a nice present for them if that's what you want.

 

[hermestrimegistus]

I just think that it would make for an easy distraction for any conversation about the death itself. People like to fixate on the method and new, unfamiliar technology is the easiest to blame. You might even be able to get your family to sue for millions for damages from Meta or Apple depending on which headset you wear as a nice present for them if that's what you want.

I really only have one surviving family member that I would care about. And he's not the lawsuit type. Not quite sure you could sue for being an idiot and walking into traffic though