Absolute comedy (failed CTB attempt)

[Nomoreworld]

I attempted a few days ago. Today I read reports from the hospital and first responders. I can't do anything but laugh at my incompetence (theirs, too). Instead of dying from opioids with the potential to eradicate hundreds of people, I ingested exactly 0 of them and instead choked on a sausage mid-benzo blackout, and that was the main danger to my life. I can't stop chuckling.

Now I'm almost back to square now, only with some added knowledge and humiliation, and, surprisingly, a part of my kit which they kindly gave back. The strong opioid baggie was opened, not secured in any way, empty but not properly cleaned. I hope nobody huffed or touched any of the stuff accidentally. A bit of the weaker opioid just lied there, and by a bit i mean enough to kill a naive individual with some luck. The medical report contained false positives. They narcan'd me to save me from the sausage. Good job, everyone.

If I am to try again, I still would have to start a serious restocking operation, dive straight into the world of both new and old worries. What if the seller is out of business, what if my mail is now monitored, what if the product quality decreased. Exhausting, guys, exhausting. I shouldn't be sharing anything at this moment if I'm being honest but this is all too absurd to keep to myself.
GIven how many things went wrong here, I unlocked a feeling of inadequacy even within a community such as SaSu haha

 

[RazzleDazzle]

Narcan doesn't do any harm in someone who doesn't have opioids in the system, and time is of the essence in an opiod overdose. So hit with narcan first, ask questions later. If you were in a benzo blackout it makes sense that you got narcan'ed, they aren't mind readers.

That sounds like a undignified end for the poor sausage, though.

 

[Fadenself00_]

The strong opioid baggie was opened, not secured in any way, empty but not properly cleaned

Are we talking F or N-opioids like carF here? anyway, lmao xD

 

[Nomoreworld]

Narcan doesn't do any harm in someone who doesn't have opioids in the system, and time is of the essence in an opiod overdose. So hit with narcan first, ask questions later. If you were in a benzo blackout it makes sense that you got narcan'ed, they aren't mind readers.

That sounds like a undignified end for the poor sausage, though.

Yeh, I figured its better for them to be safe than sorry, especially since opioids were on the scene

 

[outrageage]

I attempted a few days ago. Today I read reports from the hospital and first responders. I can't do anything but laugh at my incompetence (theirs, too). Instead of dying from opioids with the potential to eradicate hundreds of people, I ingested exactly 0 of them and instead choked on a sausage mid-benzo blackout, and that was the main danger to my life. I can't stop chuckling.

Now I'm almost back to square now, only with some added knowledge and humiliation, and, surprisingly, a part of my kit which they kindly gave back. The strong opioid baggie was opened, not secured in any way, empty but not properly cleaned. I hope nobody huffed or touched any of the stuff accidentally. A bit of the weaker opioid just lied there, and by a bit i mean enough to kill a naive individual with some luck. The medical report contained false positives. They narcan'd me to save me from the sausage. Good job, everyone.

If I am to try again, I still would have to start a serious restocking operation, dive straight into the world of both new and old worries. What if the seller is out of business, what if my mail is now monitored, what if the product quality decreased. Exhausting, guys, exhausting. I shouldn't be sharing anything at this moment if I'm being honest but this is all too absurd to keep to myself.
GIven how many things went wrong here, I unlocked a feeling of inadequacy even within a community such as SaSu haha

sausage mid-benzo blackout is a fire band name

 

[Nomoreworld]

sausage mid-benzo blackout is a fire band name

Want to start it? We can do experimental breakcore deathmetal or tango

 

[explosiveKai99]

Just imagine if you could successfully CTB on sausage and it'd become an official method named after you. The fame.

It was a hilarious read. Thank you and sorry that it happened.