5:03am shitpost (can’t sleep, self-deprecation time!!!!)

[starboy2k]

"he was creative"
"he was so full of life"
"he would never want to end his own life"
"im sure he would still want to be here"
"he loved his family and friends so much"

yeaaaaaaaa and while you're at it why dont you tell everyone I was actually the REAL Beyoncé, since we telling bullshit lies now.

i am a socially inept, academically challenged, anxiety filled undiagnosed schizophrenic dumbass who flips myself off everytime I see my own reflection and flinches like a cracked-out squirrel every time someone knocks at my door.

i can just SMELLLLL the lies my family will tell about me via an eulogy at a funeral I wouldn't want them to have in the first damn place. just cremate me and keep your fraudulent fantasies about me and my miserable life to yourselves ffs.

 

[death or death]

I always end up wondering what inaccurate statements could be told about me after passing on too. I guess it could be done for reputational purposes, a family with a child that CTB would probably raise questions and suspicions. I completely disagree with it, though. What happens to you after death should be up to you, if you don't want a funeral then your wishes should be respected and one shouldn't be held.