Venting 40000$(USD) or a remote with a button on it that kills you instantly and painlessly?

[Never Alive]

Button!!

 

[AngryDog]

The money, of course. So fucking poor over here. Even if it were $100 USD I would take it too.

 

[silverswan]

Would anyone be able to detect that the remote was used? If so, I'd take the money. I really don't want anyone to blame themselves for me passing away or ask themselves if there was more they could have done.

 

[mistake22]

I'm taking the money for damn sure. All of it is going to people I love them I save some for the CTB. That would be a dream come true

 

[outisforward]

The button. Even if it wasn't used right away, I could have it as my failsafe in case things never got better. I think that alone would ease a lot of anxiety.

 

[mynamessamuel]

40k, god if i had 40k my life would be so much more bearable

 

[Cheza_mus]

As a person struggling in Africa, 4OK can do alot here in my country.. I could literally buy rental houses, which would give me a steady income to cater for my needs....even 10k us dollars is enough for me to make it off in my country

 

[AnxietyHangover]

The button, since my issues aren't money related. I have a method ready at home but it isn't as peaceful as the button appears to be.

 

[stoopid]

I would spend all on coke and stuff and for the last 200 I would simply hire a hitman in columbia

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Getting a foolproof, peaceful, and painless end whenever you're ready to go:

Priceless.

As some posters have pointed out, there are some things money can't buy. And $40,000 (or Mastercard) isn't going to cover every desirable or essential expense.