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netrezven

Mage
Dec 13, 2018
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1.Don't worry, for sure you don't know yourself and don't feel stupid at all. And you are part of the majority. You have the "power".

2.Be jelous. Hate and gossip about anyone who has or is more than you. Or worked harder than you, it doesn't matter. Never miss an oportunity to destroy such people in most brutal way possible. Even if they have nothing to do with you at all.

3.Always show how emphatic you are abouth everithing. Always talk about other people's problems, if they don't have problems, you can create some for them. Share you problems and wait for someone else to solve them. Always say how much you care and help others. You imagination won't work, so steal some ideas from people who really did something helpful. And lie that you did help someone.

4.Don't help others. Only say how much you care and wanna help. Say that you help. But don't help.If it happens that you have helped someone for your personal favor, never miss to remind that to anyone. You can do it only once in a life time and talk about it all of you miserable life. It will work.

5.Have double standards. Legal or moral rules should apply to others not to you. Repeat everywhere you can how important rules and strong moral are. Hate on everyone who does not agree or has been caught in such a mistake. Look for support for your hate from others like you. If you get caught - lie about it, try to cover it up and as best blame someone else.

4.Networking. No one can do it alone. You need to suround yourself with people more stupid than you. You have to abuse them, have to teach them that you are what you say you are. If anyone does not agree - destory him, using all the others that agree with you.

5.Be polite to people you can only use by being polite. If they are not like you and avoid your polite requests - hate on them in public, do some gossip and put stinky lies about them, again in public. Internet is amazing and has been made so simple for you to use it that way.

6.Abuse people, who you think are weaker than you. If you make a mistake and mess with someone actually stronger - you can alway beg or scream for mercy. In that moment forget about self respect and save yourself. And pretend it never happend. Rise you head up again, but higher this time.

6.You never make mistakes and you always keep your promises. You are never wrong. Alwasy someone else had done it wrong, or you have been misunderstood. Don't stop repeating this all the time, when others tell you that you are wrong. If you are really wrong and can't hide it - wash your hands with someone from your networking, they will obay. And also discriminate them in public, before they tell the truth. Or threaten first and later discriminate them. It's sweater.

7.Rise your rents. In times with finantial strugle, when people get really poor, you need to shine them out. Show that you have money and try to bargin everything you want. Pay people less than before and repeat them that they have no other choice and shake it like you do them a favor. Why not even use them and find something to complain, blame them and don't even pay. Show yourself and show how miserable they stand next to you.

8.Go in politics and non stop repear in action speps from 1 to 7.

9.Short on GME (GameStop)

10.hahahahahhahahhahahahha
 
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Strong Dilbert vibes in that
 
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Bookmarked as an excellent guide into human social life. This deserves to be pinned as well.

Also, нетрезвен? Na rusische govorish?
 
Makko

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I follow your steps and they work quite well. Especially p 7, very nice revenues lately.

My ambition is to upgrade to this:

20208079
 
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