Discussion 10 cute and endearing things neurotypicals do

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Some things they do are more cute than harmful. Let's take a moment to appreciate the neurotypical's ability to make us go "aww".

1. They vote.
2. They believe in deities.
3. They play the lottery.
4. They watch sportsball.
5. They have sex.
6. They go to clubs and parties.
7. They get into debt.
8. They use social media.
9. They have children (despite the harm it causes, this really emphasizes the child-like and kawaii mentality of the neurotypical).
10. They stay alive until they are too old to see or walk.

Feel free to post your own list!

 

[deflationary]

They have conversations about electric bills and interior decoration and favorite vacation spots. More disgusting than cute tho tbh.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I never understood voting in particular. What's the point? You're a fart in the wind. Your candidate isn't your identity like people seem to think. Everything is rigged and corrupt and your vote just gives people an immediate stereotype summary about you or ammunition against you. Then the politician gets their elected position and doesn't deliver on their promises. Oh no! I never saw that coming.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

They have conversations about electric bills and interior decoration and favorite vacation spots. More disgusting than cute tho tbh.

Neurotypicals are so disgusting they ought to be covering with flies or devoured by maggots. Alas, it seems that every scavenger and detritivore finds them unappetizing until they actually drop dead.

I never understood voting in particular. What's the point? You're a fart in the wind. Your candidate isn't your identity like people seem to think. Everything is rigged and corrupt and your vote just gives people an immediate stereotype summary about you or ammunition against you.

It's just another feeble attempt to make themselves and their existence "important", "meaningful", and "purposeful".

 

[Circles]

They go to church and pretend they're good accepting people when that's far from the truth. Most are assholes who judge you and won't help you for shit.

 

[motel rooms]

They steal sex acts from my people and turn them into something disgusting.

 

[Midgardsorm]

I vote, because it's mandatory in my country. If I don't vote I get into trouble.
I play in the lottery, if I win, I will finally have money to buy N. Actually I won recently ....5 bucks. (Yes. It's serious).
I get into debt. Well, what can I do if I get a cheeseburger as payment on my full-time job?

As for the rest, I'm free of the guilt.

They also:

1. Read books coaching books, books about how to get rich and rich people mind-set
2. Follow celebrities on social media
3. Ask celebrities for autographs
4. Take selfies on known places
5. Celebrate birthdays, christmas' eve, new years' eve

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

They also:

1. Read books coaching books, books about how to get rich and rich people mind-set
2. Follow celebrities on social media
3. Ask celebrities for autographs
4. Take selfies on known places
5. Celebrate birthdays, christmas' eve, new years' eve

These are really fucking good, lol.

 

[LonelyBrazilian]

They gossip amongst themselves about their romances/affairs.
They think anything is possible.

 

[deflationary]

Neurotypicals are so disgusting they ought to be covering with flies or devoured by maggots. It seems that every scavenger and detritivore finds them unappetizing until they actually drop dead.

Neurotypicals are so disgusting that they should take over from flies and maggots and be the ones to crawl and squirm and swarm on dead things.

This is like a yo mama joke only about neurotypicals. "Yo mama is so gross that she's a neurotypical."

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Neurotypicals are so disgusting that they should take over from flies and maggots and be the ones to crawl and squirm and swarm on dead things.

This is like a yo mama joke only about neurotypicals. "Yo mama is so gross that she's a neurotypical."

Now if only there were disinfectant sprays and wipes that could instantly disintegrate them on contact.

In fact, if those products could also painlessly wipe out human life, it would make suicide a real breeze.

 

[OrcWitch]

I vote sometimes, please pat me on the head and call me a cute :)

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

please pat me on the head and call me a cute :)

I gotchu, fam.

 

[grungeCat]

They bully you at school and few years later they have a 'violence-free zone' banner on facebook or other hypocrite bs

 

[TheHatedOne]

When they see someone alone minding their own business and talking rarely they'd be like: ''look fam, someone completely harmless that prefers to be alone, let's bully them so hard that it will fuck them up for the rest of their life!''

They think life is full of sunshine and rainbows, if they ain't religious then they are into the pro-suffering, toxic optimistic cult

They walk slow on the street, fuck this shit man

They talk so loud and are obnoxious in general and do so much noise

They preach how everyone is beautiful and that it's only the inside that counts but the moment they see someone ugly they avoid that person like the plague or are straight out rude to them lmao.

 

[deathLiberation]

They believe taxes are not theft.
They believe in science like it´s some religion.
They believe people in power actually care about them.

 

[OrcWitch]

They preach how everyone is beautiful and that it's only the inside that counts but the moment they see someone ugly they avoid that person like the plague or are straight out rude to them lmao.

I really dislike this. It's one of those things where so many people are guilty of this negative emotion, but lie to themselves about what extent they do it.

 

[deflationary]

They believe taxes are not theft.

What a normie complaint. Ownership is theft.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

What a normie complaint. Ownership is theft.

You own what you can defend.

 

[back_to_oblivion]

They take having a social life / friends for granted and have a mental breakdown when they can't socialize or have to spend their free time alone.

They take having relationships for granted.

They can't imagine some people live without a social life, friends, relationships and react with shock and disbelief when you tell them.

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Neurotypicals...

...hate nonconformists like you and I. To them we're considered heretics, and they're willing to use any and all means to silence thoughtcrime.


...are Hopium addicts who snort Copium by the gallon to keep Despairium at bay.

...equate success with wealth, and buy into the 'rags to riches' propaganda. They worship billionaires, hail them as gods and treat their advice like the Gospel.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Neurotypicals been real quiet since this thread dropped...

 

[Shadowplay]

Neurotypicals been real quiet since this thread dropped...

Shitposter pwns neurotypicals with one weird trick.............

What a normie complaint. Ownership is theft.

 

[OrcWitch]

Neurotypicals been real quiet since this thread dropped...

Sorry I was busy partying on my parent's boat with my large group of chad and stacy friends

 

[Shadowplay]

Sorry I was busy partying on my parent's boat with my large group of chad and stacy friends

Your name is now 'Mike Drop'.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Sorry I was busy partying on my parent's boat with my large group of chad and stacy friends

Target acquired. . .OPEN FIRE!!!

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

Say they love diversity and uniqueness but if they see an autistic person in real life will gawk at them as if they have suddenly seen a dark souls mob spawn right before their eyes

 

[Fragile]

Imagine still voting and believing that it makes any difference lmao.

 

[OrcWitch]

They say they're open minded and support all sexualities, but then turn around and get viscerally disgusted when they see your hentai folder and dakimakura

 

[Jenjoh2358]

I'm out of the loop, what's a 'Neurotypical' person?