You wake up as Donald Trump. What do you do?

[MAIO]

You have his body, but your mind.

 

[inconsequential]

Use my presidential powers to obtain N, and CTFB.

 

[blanketyblk]

I think i would scream and never stop screaming. that would be a version hell that i would never ever want to experience.. *shudder* being an orange man. oh god please no! anything but that!

even picturing myself as his wife and know i need to sex with that, causes me to have a gag reflex! I'm sure only an obscene amount of money would make that go away

 

[Asacschrader33]

Launch some nukes.

 

[Meretlein]

I would legalize all drugs and then make the US the number 1 exporter of them.

 

[Kyrok]

First, I'd ask for a tour of Area 51 and the dossier on Extraterrestrials. Second, I'd ask for a meeting with Dick Cheney and learn all I could about who really controls the U.S.

Then, I'd schedule a new conference and explain to the American public that the Republican party is composed of Satan worshippers, how the people have been duped since Reagan, and what further plots are on the books. I'd be sure to indict Mike Pence and Kavanaugh.

Next, by executive order, I'd remove everything on Schedule One.

Then, after Pence is gone, I'd make someone truly virtuous and apolitical VP. Then, I'd resign, with an agreement that I'd not be prosecuted for my past crimes. Lastly, I'd use the Trump empire to do all i could to right all Trump's wrongs.

 

[vulturecyclop]

Legalize recreational drugs and euthanasia.
Dab on the haters.
Eat some delicious steak.

 

[seekingoblivion]

Go back to sleep

 

[puppy9]

Take an early retirement from presidency and join a monastery. I'll look good with an orange robe.

 

[marcusuk63]

get a haircut

 

[SinisterKid]

Put a gun in my mouth and pull the fckin trigger.

 

[Bagger]

Fuck Melania.

 

[TuesdayTragedy]

Am I ever going to be switched back or is it for certain that I am stuck in his body for the rest of his body's life?

If it is a till death kind of thing I'd actually try and do a lot of good. Which would require reversing much of his current policies of course. I'd try to push heavily for a public option in terms of health care, Focus on making it easier to gain citizenship for those who wish to come here. Try to resecure the Iran nuclear deal, do everything I could to help aid against combating climate change (more on that in a minute) Basically I'd just accept being president because I don't know when the opportunity to arise for us to actually get a president who's policies are genuinely for the interest of the common folk.

Climate change would be by far my biggest obsession, I already lay awake at night for hours thinking about it and just how bad things will get. I believe climate change should be declared a national emergency and we should be focusing on working with the entire world to not only work on reducing the effects but finding methods of possibly reversing it. I'm not delusional and realize there is no quick fix and there never will be. If we do find methods to reverse it, it will be a slow process but that is so much better than nothing. It's only a matter of time before climate change causes a horde of issues and many of those will be extremely severe. Just think about agriculture, and the ever increasing crop failures that will only worsen. Now, think of all the issues that can arise just from that and remember this is a global issue.

 

[not_a_robot]

I'd do what Trump already does, just get high on meth/adderall and rant like a maniac day and night.

 

[marcusuk63]

i`d just press all the nuke buttons

 

[Kikoo Loool]

You have his body, but your mind.

Start WWIII, making all nuclear bombs explode!

 

[Brainpain]

Am I ever going to be switched back or is it for certain that I am stuck in his body for the rest of his body's life?

If it is a till death kind of thing I'd actually try and do a lot of good. Which would require reversing much of his current policies of course. I'd try to push heavily for a public option in terms of health care, Focus on making it easier to gain citizenship for those who wish to come here. Try to resecure the Iran nuclear deal, do everything I could to help aid against combating climate change (more on that in a minute) Basically I'd just accept being president because I don't know when the opportunity to arise for us to actually get a president who's policies are genuinely for the interest of the common folk.

Climate change would be by far my biggest obsession, I already lay awake at night for hours thinking about it and just how bad things will get. I believe climate change should be declared a national emergency and we should be focusing on working with the entire world to not only work on reducing the effects but finding methods of possibly reversing it. I'm not delusional and realize there is no quick fix and there never will be. If we do find methods to reverse it, it will be a slow process but that is so much better than nothing. It's only a matter of time before climate change causes a horde of issues and many of those will be extremely severe. Just think about agriculture, and the ever increasing crop failures that will only worsen. Now, think of all the issues that can arise just from that and remember this is a global issue.

I find it interesting you are so concerned with and passionate about climate change. I think it's honourable. It's just you don't see that a lot with people looking to ctb because we are so checked out. Like I think it's a bad thing for sure but why care because it won't affect me anyways? And I don't have kids so I can't say I give a whole lot of fucks for the rest of society that will endure it.

 

[Final Escape]

That would be really weird, I'm not sure what I would do. Especially since I don't have his skills to deal with what stuff he has to do everyday. It would be interesting to see what his life is like and getting to know his family lol! I'm sure it wouldn't be long before the people around me figure out or assume that Trump has changed and is now mentally ill lol!

 

[TuesdayTragedy]

I find it interesting you are so concerned with and passionate about climate change. I think it's honourable. It's just you don't see that a lot with people looking to ctb because we are so checked out. Like I think it's a bad thing for sure but why care because it won't affect me anyways? And I don't have kids so I can't say I give a whole lot of fucks for the rest of society that will endure it.

I just see it as a scenario where I would have to stay alive to do something that is desperately needed. While I don't value my own life anymore I do others and I don't want other people to suffer in anyway and if I am capable of preventing that suffering then I'd try to do what I can. I don't think my position is anything special, I am sure deep down most people feel the same way and would choose to reduce other people's harms and sufferings if they were capable of too.

 

[Fr2]

First, I'd ask for a tour of Area 51 and the dossier on Extraterrestrials. Second, I'd ask for a meeting with Dick Cheney and learn all I could about who really controls the U.S.

Then, I'd schedule a new conference and explain to the American public that the Republican party is composed of Satan worshippers, how the people have been duped since Reagan, and what further plots are on the books. I'd be sure to indict Mike Pence and Kavanaugh.

Next, by executive order, I'd remove everything on Schedule One.

Then, after Pence is gone, I'd make someone truly virtuous and apolitical VP. Then, I'd resign, with an agreement that I'd not be prosecuted for my past crimes. Lastly, I'd use the Trump empire to do all i could to right all Trump's wrongs.

You'd have to keep into consideration though, that people who can give you tours with extraterrestrials, can also easily assume that your sudden change in behaviour and attitude means Trump has been replaced by some shapeshifting ET or cloned or you name it.
I loved the idea of asking for a tour and digging in all that information though.

 

[Final Escape]

Am I ever going to be switched back or is it for certain that I am stuck in his body for the rest of his body's life?

If it is a till death kind of thing I'd actually try and do a lot of good. Which would require reversing much of his current policies of course. I'd try to push heavily for a public option in terms of health care, Focus on making it easier to gain citizenship for those who wish to come here. Try to resecure the Iran nuclear deal, do everything I could to help aid against combating climate change (more on that in a minute) Basically I'd just accept being president because I don't know when the opportunity to arise for us to actually get a president who's policies are genuinely for the interest of the common folk.

Climate change would be by far my biggest obsession, I already lay awake at night for hours thinking about it and just how bad things will get. I believe climate change should be declared a national emergency and we should be focusing on working with the entire world to not only work on reducing the effects but finding methods of possibly reversing it. I'm not delusional and realize there is no quick fix and there never will be. If we do find methods to reverse it, it will be a slow process but that is so much better than nothing. It's only a matter of time before climate change causes a horde of issues and many of those will be extremely severe. Just think about agriculture, and the ever increasing crop failures that will only worsen. Now, think of all the issues that can arise just from that and remember this is a global issue.

Climate change is a hoax, just like overpopulation. The earth can only support as many people as can be kept alive with enough food and basic needs are met. If you cannot sustain the population then they will naturally die out or few of the children will survive to adulthood.

 

[Morphinekiss]

party at my place!!!

 

[marcusuk63]

Climate change is a hoax, just like overpopulation. The earth can only support as many people as can be kept alive with enough food and basic needs are met. If you cannot sustain the population then they will naturally die out or few of the children will survive to adulthood.

well the ice age was 8,000 years ago so if the earth wasn't NATURALLY warming up we would still be in the ice age lol

 

[Son_of_Sisyphus]

Would this mean Trump wakes up as me, like a "Freaky Friday" situation? If that's the case I'd grant John Pomeroy a full presidential pardon and sign an executive order absolving him of all debt. Then figure out how to switch back.

 

[marcusuk63]

As an outsider i.e. UK , i love Trump at least he's not a smiling photogenic fake family man who smiles for the camera while crewing his secretary and the country behind you backs , he does it in the open and gives no fucks lol

 

[TimeToDie]

Sex with Melania.

 

[Final Escape]

well the ice age was 8,000 years ago so if the earth wasn't NATURALLY warming up we would still be in the ice age lol

Yea I'm sure some mild change occurs over time but they started this climate change histeria not that long ago. Here's something many people don't know. Governments are the worst when it comes to creating pollution and waste. I remember when they pushed the climate change BS on us in public school. It's now decades later and the climate feels the same as when I was 10 lol! That's also when I believe I heard the overpopulation thing too I think.

 

[bacardirum]

Fuck Melania.

LOL, first thing that popped in my mind, she aint all that pretty, but got to do 1st thing...

 

[Dreamcolleger]

LOL, first thing that popped in my mind, she aint all that pretty, but got to do 1st thing...

She ain't pretty? Are you for REAL?

 

[bacardirum]

She ain't pretty? Are you for REAL?

I don't find her attractive no, but we all have different tastes, I think she looks like a cat :)