Wow man. This was the thread that caught my eye and caused me to join. I have a dark sense of humor but I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. You just lived through my biggest nightmare!
That's gotta be fucking torture. Pain and agony, calling an ambulance to come save me because I managed to inflict more pain on myself in 30 minutes than my overly traumatic life could inflict on me in 30 years!!!???
"I knew I shoulda swallowed that hand grenade... I just didn't want to go through that ten seconds of sheer panic!"
Gotta love irony man. Hope you're okay. I'm not the type of misery that enjoys company unlike most, but I gotta admit that it's a bit cathartic to see other people that understand my struggles.
I'm not one of those "that rainbow is half full!" kinda guys, but you are still here. That's a positive. For me anyways. I wouldn't have found your experience very entertaining otherwise. Yeah I'm selfish sometimes! I want to die most days, but on the few good ones? I'm proud of myself for getting to enjoy the day because I'm a stubborn asshole.. or a scared lil bitch lol. I like the stubborn asshole spin better myself.