Would it be ok if i use offtopic to make comedic posts?

[worldexploder]

i know everyone here hates their lives. So do I! I want to CTB. I often use my sense of humor to cope with my misery. Everyone I know thinks I'm funny. I'm incredibly witty. That's one thing I do like about myself. Doesn't make up for all the things I hate by a long shot. But I don't want to make it sound like I'm being shallow because I know every one of us are suffering. I take this site incredibly seriously but I always loved making people laugh as well as making myself laugh. I use to write my own stand up comedy material when I was younger. Of course too depressed to actually follow though with anytging. Sometimes I sit and think of the funniest shit to keep from going crazy inside my own head,

 

[cupio dissolvi]

Yeah. Humor is a good copying mechanism I heavily rely on, too.

 

[throwaway777]

yes !!!! make us laugh !!!

 

[Threads]

do you know how much shitposting i do on 'not serious' topics?

The name thread.
'lebron james'

Age thread
'over 9000'

the list goes on.

 

[worldexploder]

Thank you all so much. I'm gonna start using my humor more in this group while i wait to CTB. I ain't got nothing else to do.

 

[worldexploder]

Ever thought about going to a nude beach? A lot of shit can go wrong and I ain't talking about having to go into the ocean because you got the chubs for some woman.

Let's say you was eating dinner in the nude with your fellow naturalists and all the suddan your friend chokes on a peice or stake. We all know what the himlach maneuver is. The only choice is to get behind him with your dick flopping around as you pump the food out. What if it induces a bowel movement? You may have shit on your dick but at least you saved a life.

I'm drunk and writing this shit freestyle lol.

 

[worldexploder]

Ever thought about going to a nude beach? A lot of shit can go wrong and I ain't talking about having to go into the ocean because you got the chubs for some woman.

Let's say you was eating dinner in the nude with your fellow naturalists and all the suddan your friend chokes on a peice or stake. We all know what the himlach maneuver is. The only choice is to get behind him with your dick flopping around as you pump the food out. What if it induces a bowel movement? You may have shit on your dick but at least you saved a life.

I'm drunk and writing this shit freestyle lol.

Does it suck?

 

[jaemus12]

 

[worldexploder]

I'll "do it" in more ways than one

 

[Trashcan]

Yes. Humor is a great way to cope.

 

[Red star]

Ever thought about going to a nude beach? A lot of shit can go wrong and I ain't talking about having to go into the ocean because you got the chubs for some woman.

Let's say you was eating dinner in the nude with your fellow naturalists and all the suddan your friend chokes on a peice or stake. We all know what the himlach maneuver is. The only choice is to get behind him with your dick flopping around as you pump the food out. What if it induces a bowel movement? You may have shit on your dick but at least you saved a life.

I'm drunk and writing this shit freestyle lol.

I love it haha

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

i know everyone here hates their lives. So do I! I want to CTB. I often use my sense of humor to cope with my misery. Everyone I know thinks I'm funny. I'm incredibly witty. That's one thing I do like about myself. Doesn't make up for all the things I hate by a long shot. But I don't want to make it sound like I'm being shallow because I know every one of us are suffering. I take this site incredibly seriously but I always loved making people laugh as well as making myself laugh. I use to write my own stand up comedy material when I was younger. Of course too depressed to actually follow though with anytging. Sometimes I sit and think of the funniest shit to keep from going crazy inside my own head,

Anything that makes life a little more tolerable … I say yes. :)

 

[worldexploder]

Yes. Humor is a great way to cope.