Discussion Who is the biggest badass motherfucker in this forum?

[noname223]

Here a definition of it:

Urban Dictionary: bad ass motherfucker

bad ass motherfucker: a person, male, who with out comprmise will tear you a new asshole, drink all your liquor, bone your betty, and do so with a smile on...

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bad ass motherfucker
a person, male, who with out comprmise will tear you a new asshole, drink all your liquor, bone your betty, and do so with a smile on his face.
A hard as stone killer, O.G., king of the klan, kitten eating, shark biting, individual, who will not be fucked with.
some one you both fear and respect, as the reaper.
The last man you ever want to piss off, and the last thing you see when you do.
"I don't want to go tell the bad ass motherfucker, that I don't have the money"
"He was last seen kissing the boot's of that Bad ass motherfucker"
"He was digging a hole with that bad ass motherfucker,in the back 40, and we havn't seen him since"

I think badass motherfuckers can also be females. I think at least.

I know he is none: me

I have someone in mind instead but I won't mention his name. Especially the description here fits well.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

@Chinaski

 

[ijustwishtodie]

I'm the opposite of that. I don't really think that anybody here is a bad ass motherfucker tbh, especially those who say that they are a bad ass motherfucker

 

[cantdecidenameeven]

meeeeeeee :33333

 

[WhiteRabbit]

Here a definition of it:

Urban Dictionary: bad ass motherfucker

bad ass motherfucker: a person, male, who with out comprmise will tear you a new asshole, drink all your liquor, bone your betty, and do so with a smile on...

www.urbandictionary.com

bad ass motherfucker
a person, male, who with out comprmise will tear you a new asshole, drink all your liquor, bone your betty, and do so with a smile on his face.
A hard as stone killer, O.G., king of the klan, kitten eating, shark biting, individual, who will not be fucked with.
some one you both fear and respect, as the reaper.
The last man you ever want to piss off, and the last thing you see when you do.
"I don't want to go tell the bad ass motherfucker, that I don't have the money"
"He was last seen kissing the boot's of that Bad ass motherfucker"
"He was digging a hole with that bad ass motherfucker,in the back 40, and we havn't seen him since"

I think badass motherfuckers can also be females. I think at least.

I know he is none: me

I have someone in mind instead but I won't mention his name. Especially the description here fits well.

Who do you have in mind? Tell us.

 

[derpyderpins]

@ms_beaverhousen gets my vote

 

[Pluto]

 

[Hystearical]

@KuriGohan&Kamehameha is a badass

 

[Forever Sleep]

I'm far too scared to say... I think if you're going to create a thread like this and get other members to admit who scares them- you should be willing to go first.

 

[CatLvr]

Me. Y'all just haven't crossed me. Yet.

 

[fallingleaves]

Oh it's definitely me haha but y'all don't know me yet. ;)

 

[noname223]

Who do you have in mind? Tell us.

I'm far too scared to say... I think if you're going to create a thread like this and get other members to admit who scares them- you should be willing to go first.

@Chinaski

 

[Username1359751]

@ms_beaverhousen gets my vote

That's so sweet lol, especially coming from you

I mean I can Do It Like a Dude... literally.
(Also a very dope karaoke song that will impress your date or co-workers I might add.)

I will add that @Chinaski cheats because he uses naughty words and (I think) is half-in-the-bag half the time he posts; or that's how I picture it at least.
But anyone can be a smartass big mouth: it's not as difficult as one may think.
Btw, @noname223, that definition is gross and sexist af. Very ew. (You must be very into WWE wrestling...)

 

[noname223]

That's so sweet lol, especially coming from you

I mean I can Do It Like a Dude... literally.
(Also a very dope karaoke song that will impress your date or co-workers I might add.)

I will add that @Chinaski cheats because he uses naughty words and I think is half-in-the-bag half the time he posts; or that's how I picture it at least.
But anyone can be a smartass big mouth: it's not as difficult as one may think.
Btw, @noname223, that definition is gross and sexist as fuck. Very ew. You must be very into WWE wrestling

I literally took the first search result the search engine showed me. I apologize if it is sexist.

 

[Username1359751]

I literally took the first search result the search engine showed me. I apologize if it is sexist.

Ah, no worries. I actually didn't notice until now that you had also copied and pasted the linked definition as well as the link, so I thought those were your words lol

 

[Hystearical]

I'm far too scared to say... I think if you're going to create a thread like this and get other members to admit who scares them- you should be willing to go first.

I think you're also a badass. In a muted sort of way but still very real.

 

[Forever Sleep]

I think you're also a badass. In a muted sort of way but still very real.

I'm a rebel at heart.

 

[Demi-Fiend]

@derpyderpins

 

[Chinaski]

kitten eating, shark biting

that's right

 

[Thisisnotaname]

@Myforevercharlie is the king/queen

 

[derpyderpins]

That's so sweet lol, especially coming from you

I mean I can Do It Like a Dude... literally.
(Also a very dope karaoke song that will impress your date or co-workers I might add.)

I will add that @Chinaski cheats because he uses naughty words and (I think) is half-in-the-bag half the time he posts; or that's how I picture it at least.
But anyone can be a smartass big mouth: it's not as difficult as one may think.
Btw, @noname223, that definition is gross and sexist af. Very ew. (You must be very into WWE wrestling...)

You don't take shit from no one. Easy choice imo. I can be a smartass but people get to me and I back down. You're fearless.

@derpyderpins

I appreciate that. I've been called a lot and called myself a lot, good and bad, but none of it has even been a synonym of "badass" @LaVieEnRose thoughts?

 

[Username1359751]

You don't take shit from no one. Easy choice imo. I can be a smartass but people get to me and I back down. You're fearless.

That's so brutally sweet lol, thank you. I'm touched... If only I could apply that kind of mentality to my own misery, like you, then I'd be a lot better off I'm sure. But alas, we all can't quite smile and give the finger to life with such a graceful resolve the way Derp does. I mean that's real fortitude: choosing to get back up upon realizing that whatever knocked you over didn't, or won't, actually kill you. Far more fearful to be in contention with yourself (like me) than with others. So given the choice, I would pull an Ariel and trade my voice to become a well-rounded motherfucker on dry land if you catch my drift

Nevertheless, remember

 

[Chinaski]

I will add that @Chinaski cheats because heis half-in-the-bag half the time he posts

Is that better or worse than posting like you're permanently overdoing the ritalin dose, please advise

 

[Username1359751]

Is that better or worse than posting like you're permanently overdoing the ritalin dose, please advise

It didn't occur to me until much later that that might be insulting lol. Not intended. I just meant you had an advantage lol with the drink.

Permanently? How do you mean? I'm running on missed sleep and anxiety... No adderall or caffeination here.
That's just my style: bold, "too much", overthought to death etc. Product of failed perfectionism, all-or-nothing approach.

 

[Chinaski]

That's just my style: bold and "too much". Product of failed perfectionism, all-or-nothing approach.

Fair play to you for recognising the underpinning reasons for being irritating.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

It has to be @Chinaski because he slags people off even in feel-good moments. You could be like "have a good day sir" and he'll be all "go fuck yourself." I can only respect it really. The foum needs that sometimes. Or not. I forget which.

 

[Username1359751]

Fair play to you for recognising the underpinning reasons for being irritating.

Match point.

It has to be @Chinaski because he slags people off even in feel-good moments. You could be like "have a good day sir" and he'll be all "go fuck yourself." I can only respect it really. The foum needs that sometimes. Or not. I forget which.

See I disagree. I don't like behavior that's just uncalled for and rude bipolar Dr.-Jekyll-and-Hyde like that. It's just unhinged and depraved indifference to me. If there's not an established sense of comradery or an underlying funny element aspect, or to later find that that was a real "fml" life kind of day for said person, then it's not cute or amusing.
Still getting to know Chinask though.

 

[Myforevercharlie]

@Myforevercharlie is the king/queen

Me? What did I do?

( I'm a female btw)

 

[Hystearical]

" @LaVieEnRose thoughts?

You're swell.

I don't admire superfluous harshness.

 

[derpyderpins]

Me? What did I do?

( I'm a female btw)

You have to put up with a ton from very rowdy people and you keep on doing it. Toughness like that is badass.

You're swell.

I don't admire superfluous harshness.

Thanks man. Levelheaded and appreciated as always. You're a notch above swell imo.