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Kellogg's

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Was just curious if they've all been already mentioned.
 
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Battered_Seoul

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Hypernatremia? Seems awful, but viable. Don't think I've seen it mentioned
 
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friendly99

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Using dry ice to ctb
 
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Heroin overdose is very rarely discussed as a method, even though it's certainly as viable as ordering nitrogen cans, associated meters and then figuring out how to assemble an apparatus Brunel would be proud of in order to avoid brain damage.
 
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Sticking ones head in a microwave.
 
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Battered_Seoul

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How the fuck would you use dry ice? Eat it?

If a suitably large quantity is allowed to sublimate into carbon dioxide gas in a small enough space, it can lower the oxygen concentration.
 
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Lets get serious here. Lol

Death by cop is a risky but likely method these days. All you have to do is pull out an empty gun on cops and they will blow you away.
 
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Lets get serious here. Lol

Death by cop is a risky but likely method these days. All you have to do is pull out an empty gun on cops and they will blow you away.
Do blackface if you want a bigger chance of success lol
 
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death penalty
 
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put yourself in oven
 
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Heroin overdose is very rarely discussed as a method, even though it's certainly as viable as ordering nitrogen cans, associated meters and then figuring out how to assemble an apparatus Brunel would be proud of in order to avoid brain damage.
I actually see it talked about quite often. That method has crossed my mind before.
 
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Well it ain't viable but being strapped to a nuclear bomb sounds pretty appealing
Upload 2018 10 27 19 32 50
 
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I think all the best methods that can be achieved has been talked about unfortunately.
 
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Shooting yourself into space
 
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I'm black btw.

In that case it's a shame you're not in the UK. You wouldn't even need to point a gun at them before they gleefully tasered you to oblivion.
 
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I'm black btw. Lolol I probably could use it as a method.
Omg I didn't know that lol
... well I guess you found your method
 
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We need to get Elon Musk on board with the right to die!
I have another idea: a suicide version of the hyperloop where you crash into a wall at the end of the tunnel
 
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Has anyone ever thought of that movie 7 pounds where will smith killed himself with that jellyfish? Wouldn't that work forreal? Looks painful but guaranteed.

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I have another idea: a suicide version of the hyperloop where you crash into a wall at the end of the tunnel
That reminds me - ever hear of the Euthanasia Coaster? It's a concept design by some genius who claims that it kill you painlessly.
 
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[Method] ctb by letting an alien species clamp itself to your face and implanting an egg which grows and then burrows out of your stomach a bit later
 
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Heroin overdose is very rarely discussed as a method, even though it's certainly as viable as ordering nitrogen cans, associated meters and then figuring out how to assemble an apparatus Brunel would be proud of in order to avoid brain damage.
I had a family member die of a heroin overdose recently so it's definitely doable if you don't care about sticking a needle in yourself.
 
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That reminds me - ever hear of the Euthanasia Coaster? It's a concept design by some genius who claims that it kill you painlessly.

It's probably not that pleasant but it's quite an epic way to go if it actually works
 
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I had a family member die of a heroin overdose recently so it's definitely doable if you don't care about sticking a needle in yourself.
That was my method for awhile I just cant find a source for heroin so partial suspension it is for me.
 
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