Discussion Which one would you choose?

[Xerxes]

Nobody wants anal with the stallion? Sounds about right. Sigh.

There's a reason why they named him Butt Stallion

 

[Johnnythefox]

We've all had this happen.

 

[Jodes]

1993: Garry Hoy, a lawyer in Toronto, Ontario, fell to his death from the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre while demonstrating to a group of visitors that the building's windows were "unbreakable". Hoy threw himself against the window, which indeed did not break—but it popped out of its frame

For the whole fall down I'd just be really embarrassed while the clients peer over

 

[Dead_Inside]

I don't think animals are particularly fussy about species. I have a male cat that was a bit older when he was neutered, and he still happily humps blankets.

I had the same thing! My old Siamese cat was *very* fond of soft blankets.... he had a stroke but managed to get up one last time to have sex with his favorite blanket.

 

[gingerplum]

I had the same thing! My old Siamese cat was *very* fond of soft blankets.... he had a stroke but managed to get up one last time to have sex with his favorite blanket.

Aww... poor old boy still wanted to get it on with his blankie one last time

 

[Jen Erik]

asphyxiated by a wedgie administered by [my] stepson

This one, of course

 

[wiIIow]

I'll take the cannibal. At least my body wouldnt go to waste, and I like to think I'd make a fine meal.

 

[lost illusions]

Dam

 

[Fyrinne]

Iirc the guy with the horse, nicknamed Mr. Horse, died hours after from internal bleeding because he didn't want to go to a hospital out of fear of getting arrested. That must've been painful as hell.

It was 'Mr. Hands', and it was the person filming him that hesitated to take him to the ER. Instead, they dropped him off and drove off, I believe.

But yeah, he died of internal bleeding, probably quite painfully.

I'll take the cannibal. At least my body wouldnt go to waste, and I like to think I'd make a fine meal.

Notably, the guy being eaten, was alive during it, and partway through decided that he didn't want to be eaten after all. By that point, it was a bit too late. Probably also a very painful death.

 

[Nanami]

It was 'Mr. Hands'

Right, Mr Hands. That was supposed to be hands not horse, my brain just kinda slipped there and I didn't notice.
It was the guy though who didn't want to go to the hospital because he was worried he'd lose his job, not his friends.

Pinyan knew he was injured but, out of concern for his security clearance at Boeing, refused his friends' pleadings to go to the hospital.

 

[Fyrinne]

Right, Mr Hands. That was supposed to be hands not horse, my brain just kinda slipped there and I didn't notice.
It was the guy though who didn't want to go to the hospital because he was worried he'd lose his job, not his friends.

Fair enough, I stand corrected.

 

[Johnnythefox]

Right, Mr Hands. That was supposed to be hands not horse, my brain just kinda slipped there and I didn't notice.
It was the guy though who didn't want to go to the hospital because he was worried he'd lose his job, not his friends.

This seems to give the full story.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

 

[Final Escape]

I can't pick one, all the choices suck lol!

 

[wiIIow]

Notably, the guy being eaten, was alive during it, and partway through decided that he didn't want to be eaten after all. By that point, it was a bit too late. Probably also a very painful death.

hm. with added context I think i change my mind, I thought I'd just be murdered execution style and my remains are grilled up into tasty burgs or w/e

 

[Fyrinne]

hm. with added context I think i change my mind, I thought I'd just be murdered execution style and my remains are grilled up into tasty burgs or w/e

Yeah sorry, no such luck. It's a pretty fucked up story.

 

[Thoughtforms]

I like the cow one.

Once I went to Disneyland. That same morning a worker was crushed to death on the ride... 'its a small world.' He was cleaning it and someone accidentally turned it on.
I always think that's one of the worse deaths - dying to that music on repeat whilst being crushed and drowning :((((

 

[NotWorthLiving]

I would go the unbreakable window