Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
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2001: Bernd Brandes, a German engineerfrom Berlin, was willingly slaughtered so that he could be butchered and eaten by aspiring cannibal Armin Meiwes. Brandes had responded to an internet advertisement which Meiwes had placed for this purpose. In prison, Meiwes became a vegetarian.

2005: Kenneth Pinyan died from injuries caused by anal sex with a stallion

2008: David Phyall, 50, the last resident in a block of flats due to be demolished in Bishopstoke, near Southampton, Hampshire, England, decapitated himself with a chainsaw to highlight the injustice of being forced to move out.

2008: A 43-year-old Irish mother of four died of an allergic reaction after having sex with a German Shepherd dog.

2010: Jimi Heselden, 62, owner of Segway Inc., died after apparently riding a Segway Personal Transport System, his own product, off a cliff.

2013: Elisa Lam, from Vancouver, British Columbia, was missing for several weeks before being found dead in a large water tank on the roof of the Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles, after guests complained about the taste of the water.

2013: João Maria de Souza, 45, was crushed in his bed by a cow falling through the roof of his home in Caratinga, Brazil. The cow had climbed on top of the house from a steep hillside behind it. Both the cow and de Souza's wife (who had been in bed next to him) were unharmed.

2013: Denver Lee St. Clair was asphyxiated by a wedgie administered by his stepson during a fight. After St. Clair had been knocked unconscious, the elastic band from his torn underwear was pulled over his head and stretched around his neck, strangling him.

1993: Garry Hoy, a lawyer in Toronto, Ontario, fell to his death from the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre while demonstrating to a group of visitors that the building's windows were "unbreakable". Hoy threw himself against the window, which indeed did not break—but it popped out of its frame.


1987: Paul G. Thomas, owner of a wool mill in Thompson, Connecticut, died of suffocation after falling into a machine in the wool mill and becoming wrapped in 800 yards (730 m) of wool.
 
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Smilla

Smilla

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This will require serious contemplation, more later.
 
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gingerplum

gingerplum

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Easy. I'll go Brazilian cow crushing. He was probably sleeping soundly, and literally never knew what hit him.

Hard pass on chainsaw decapitation and death by atomic wedgie; also, I wouldn't have to worry about the allergic reaction after dog sex, because I'd drop dead from embarrassment.
 
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Sinbad

Sinbad

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Nov 27, 2018
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2005: Kenneth Pinyan died from injuries caused by anal sex with a stallion
2008: A 43-year-old Irish mother of four died of an allergic reaction after having sex with a German Shepherd dog.
I hate the human race for mainly 2 reasons their love for violence and their disgusting lust for sexual perversions.
 
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Johnnythefox

Johnnythefox

Que sera sera
Nov 11, 2018
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I'll go with being wrapped in wool, should be quite a blaze at the cremation.
 
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Xerxes

Xerxes

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Nov 8, 2018
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Hold my beer. *rushes at unbreakable window*
 
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Smilla

Smilla

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Apr 30, 2018
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I'm going with the lawyer in Ontario, gut instinct, nothing more.
 
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wanttodie

wanttodie

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Apr 19, 2018
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2001: Bernd Brandes, a German engineerfrom Berlin, was willingly slaughtered so that he could be butchered and eaten by aspiring cannibal Armin Meiwes. Brandes had responded to an internet advertisement which Meiwes had placed for this purpose. In prison, Meiwes became a vegetarian.
 
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ChickenAndPotatoes

ChickenAndPotatoes

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Nov 8, 2018
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I'll take the atomic wedgie.
 
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EndofMyRope

EndofMyRope

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Oct 17, 2018
174
The wedgie, without a doubt. I want to go out by way if the elastic band in my own underwear.
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

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Sep 9, 2018
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Nobody wants anal with the stallion? Sounds about right. Sigh.
 
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ReadyasEver

ReadyasEver

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Dec 6, 2018
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I've been called an asshole, but getting it ripped to shit by a stallion? These must be some of Darwin finalists through the years.
 
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MAIO

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2001: Bernd Brandes, a German engineerfrom Berlin, was willingly slaughtered so that he could be butchered and eaten by aspiring cannibal Armin Meiwes. Brandes had responded to an internet advertisement which Meiwes had placed for this purpose. In prison, Meiwes became a vegetarian.

2005: Kenneth Pinyan died from injuries caused by anal sex with a stallion

2008: David Phyall, 50, the last resident in a block of flats due to be demolished in Bishopstoke, near Southampton, Hampshire, England, decapitated himself with a chainsaw to highlight the injustice of being forced to move out.

2008: A 43-year-old Irish mother of four died of an allergic reaction after having sex with a German Shepherd dog.

2010: Jimi Heselden, 62, owner of Segway Inc., died after apparently riding a Segway Personal Transport System, his own product, off a cliff.

2013: Elisa Lam, from Vancouver, British Columbia, was missing for several weeks before being found dead in a large water tank on the roof of the Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles, after guests complained about the taste of the water.

2013: João Maria de Souza, 45, was crushed in his bed by a cow falling through the roof of his home in Caratinga, Brazil. The cow had climbed on top of the house from a steep hillside behind it. Both the cow and de Souza's wife (who had been in bed next to him) were unharmed.

2013: Denver Lee St. Clair was asphyxiated by a wedgie administered by his stepson during a fight. After St. Clair had been knocked unconscious, the elastic band from his torn underwear was pulled over his head and stretched around his neck, strangling him.

1993: Garry Hoy, a lawyer in Toronto, Ontario, fell to his death from the 24th floor of the Toronto-Dominion Centre while demonstrating to a group of visitors that the building's windows were "unbreakable". Hoy threw himself against the window, which indeed did not break—but it popped out of its frame.


1987: Paul G. Thomas, owner of a wool mill in Thompson, Connecticut, died of suffocation after falling into a machine in the wool mill and becoming wrapped in 800 yards (730 m) of wool.

Cannibalism by a drop dead geurgeous girl I am in love with.
 
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Nanami

Nanami

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Nov 20, 2018
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Iirc the guy with the horse, nicknamed Mr. Horse, died hours after from internal bleeding because he didn't want to go to a hospital out of fear of getting arrested. That must've been painful as hell.
 
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MAIO

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Iirc the guy with the horse, nicknamed Mr. Horse, died hours after from internal bleeding because he didn't want to go to a hospital out of fear of getting arrested. That must've been painful as hell.

Ouch.
 
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TAW122

TAW122

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Aug 30, 2018
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I am going with neither of these, as I'd rather go out with a big BANG, severe gunshot wound that absolutely decimates me, with zero chance of being saved, revived, or kept alive. My life is a mess, has been rather violent and harsh, so it is only symbolic (living by the gun and dying by the gun) that I die by the tool that I once hold great regard to. Plus a violent, gory death signifies my demise and getting back at such injustices as I put myself as the target of all the resentment I had for myself and the people who have wronged me, made my life difficult, opposed me. In other words, by killing myself via a firearm, while acting as a 3rd person omniscient pov, I've put myself (metaphorically and figuratively) as the target of the sum of all injustices, inequalities, wrongs that I've been dealt during my sum of my entire existence and in one action, destroy it all.

Ask away if you are confused or if my rambling was ambiguous.
 
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Dead_Inside

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Jul 2, 2018
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I like animals......
 
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gingerplum

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MsM3talGamer

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I'm just wondering how an earth someone can get butt-fucked by a horse? What was the horse thinking? Surely it realised it wasn't banging a mare.
 
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gingerplum

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I'm just wondering how an earth someone can get butt-fucked by a horse? What was the horse thinking? Surely it realised it wasn't banging a mare.
I don't think animals are particularly fussy about species. I have a male cat that was a bit older when he was neutered, and he still happily humps blankets.
 
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Jodes

Jodes

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Nov 23, 2018
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2010: Jimi Heselden, 62, owner of Segway Inc., died after apparently riding a Segway Personal Transport System, his own product, off a cliff.
Too funny!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't read any more after that one... BAHAHAHAHA

Omg how sick are we
 
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Jupiter

Jupiter

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Nov 23, 2018
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I can think of a memorable death, too. Being the single person who is crushed by the Leaning Tower of Pisa eventually collapsing after 700 years.
 
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Severen

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"2008: David Phyall, 50, the last resident in a block of flats due to be demolished in Bishopstoke, near Southampton, Hampshire, England, decapitated himself with a chainsaw to highlight the injustice of being forced to move out."
 
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ReadyasEver

ReadyasEver

Elementalist
Dec 6, 2018
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Maybe instead of all this planning, I'll just go get drunk and then open up a power substation relay and take a big piss on it. If you read about it in the near future, might be me.
 
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Smilla

Smilla

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I don't think animals are particularly fussy about species. I have a male cat that was a bit older when he was neutered, and he still happily humps blankets.

Lmao. My now deceased cat used to do the same. Also neutered and at a young age. He also liked to drag my sweaters out of the laundry basket and hump those.
 
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gingerplum

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Lmao. My now deceased cat used to do the same. Also neutered and at a young age. He also liked to drag my sweaters out of the laundry basket and hump those.
I saw mine with a blanket yesterday... it did not look consensual
 
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Severen

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I saw mine with a blanket yesterday... it did not look consensual
Blanket rapist. WANTED. Reward - $100,000. Armed and dangerous.
 
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