Jumper Geo
Life's a bitch and then you die.
- Feb 23, 2020
- 2,910
Either them or the six foot lizard men.
I once got stopped by the police for carrying a concealed weapon. When I say concealed, I mean waving it about. And when I say weapon I mean a wood saw that I'd borrowed to mend a fence.
I drunkenly tried to persuade him that I was a magicians assistant and I was going home to practice sawing a woman in half.
He just smiled and told me to move along.
Yes typical serial killers alibi, lol
Either them or the six foot lizard men.
I once got stopped by the police for carrying a concealed weapon. When I say concealed, I mean waving it about. And when I say weapon I mean a wood saw that I'd borrowed to mend a fence.
I drunkenly tried to persuade him that I was a magicians assistant and I was going home to practice sawing a woman in half.
He just smiled and told me to move along.
Yes typical serial killers alibi, lol