sserafim
brighter than the sun, that’s just me
- Sep 13, 2023
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It wouldn't be a secret if I was willing to say it so easily now would it?You first.
But weren't you the one who decided to start a thread where we are specifically supposed to share our darkest secrets?It wouldn't be a secret if I was willing to say it so easily now would it?
My secret is that I'm a German federal agent assigned to locate and monitor German users displaying dangerous behavior that might harm society and to obtain their addresses and apprehend them.But weren't you the one who decided to start a thread where we are specifically supposed to share our darkest secrets?
You are not getting my secrets German Fed! I'll never tell you which genocides I was involved in, let alone the part I played in them.My secret is that I'm a German federal agent assigned to locate and monitor German users displaying dangerous behavior that might harm society and to obtain their addresses and apprehend them.
When I was a kid I used to eat that salt that you pour on sidewalks to melt snow. I should have died then, but God is cruelI had pica as kid and ate paper for a while.
I have no idea why, I just craved it.
It's a very tough topic for men, and it's something that when you're young and figuring everything out is hard to control regardless of porn habits or similar. For the most part, any guy who tries to downplay* that is full of it.My actual deepest darkest secret is just the simple fact that I masturbate at all. I've told all my irl friends that I don't watch or read much porn because frankly I don't feel very comfortable discussing my masturbation habits around them in any capacity. I've concocted a lie that I rarely if ever masturbate at all because I frankly don't want them knowing what I'm into. I'm still not really comfortable sharing here exactly what I'm into though it's fairly vanilla just embarrassing is all. I wouldn't say I'm porn addicted though because I try to only do so once a day just to keep the prostate cancer at bay. In my early 20s I used to have a really bad sex drive but no outlet for it so I resorted to masturbating in bathroom stalls though I tried to only find private ones at my university. I've only ever told this detail to one other person.
That doesn't seem that bad. Most people masturbate and it's not like you are masturbating to pterodactyl porn or something. Hell, I've done worst stuff involving NSFW stuff at uni, like having to secretly watch a guy on video call masturbate while sitting in an area where people were walking by just because he wanted me to. I also ended up having to go to the washroom and masturbate with him on video call while the glorious sounds of people walking in and out of the washroom surrounded me...My actual deepest darkest secret is just the simple fact that I masturbate at all. I've told all my irl friends that I don't watch or read much porn because frankly I don't feel very comfortable discussing my masturbation habits around them in any capacity. I've concocted a lie that I rarely if ever masturbate at all because I frankly don't want them knowing what I'm into. I'm still not really comfortable sharing here exactly what I'm into though it's fairly vanilla just embarrassing is all. I wouldn't say I'm porn addicted though because I try to only do so once a day just to keep the prostate cancer at bay. In my early 20s I used to have a really bad sex drive but no outlet for it so I resorted to masturbating in bathroom stalls though I tried to only find private ones at my university. I've only ever told this detail to one other person.
Yeah, I'm definitely full of it and I'm not even sure to what extent they believe me but I just find it odd how open some of my friends are about discussing what turns them on when I'd rather keep it private or at least only tell it to people who I know don't actually know me.It's a very tough topic for men, and it's something that when you're young and figuring everything out is hard to control regardless of porn habits or similar. For the most part, any guy who tries to downplay* that is full of it.
I know it's not that bad, but I guess it leans more on the deeper side of the scale of secrets than the darker ones for me. I would never confess this to anyone I actually know that's for sure.That doesn't seem that bad. Most people masturbate and it's not like you are masturbating to pterodactyl porn or something. Hell, I've done worst stuff involving NSFW stuff at uni, like having to secretly watch a guy on video call masturbate while sitting in an area where people were walking by just because he wanted me to. I also ended up having to go to the washroom and masturbate with him on video call while the glorious sounds of people walking in and out of the washroom surrounded me...
The point is, this isn't that bad and there is nothing to be ashamed about. Take pride in jerking off man!