Venting What would you like to receive for Christmas?

[theboy]

Santa Claus is coming

 

[Teddybear]

No phone calls from people who didn't bother calling me the other 365 days of the year either.

 

[Obliviate]

Good people to get good things and bad people to be punished. As simple as you can get

 

[evey8112]

1 pound of fentanyl so i can off myself before the new year starts

 

[WorthlessTrash]

The ability to trade bodies with a young cis female, or to be brought back in time and born as AFAB.

Since that cannot happen, I'll settle for a bullet to the brainstem.

 

[Message In A Bottle]

I don't really have anything I want, I could skip the day entirely tbh - but having my dog here with me would make it more wonderful.

I had gotten her this reindeer hat last year, she tolerated it long enough for me to snap a pic.

 

[hungry_ghost]

Money.

 

[Blue_mist]

A death certificate

 

[outatime_85]

1: A family that is supportive

2: The skills and ability to build bonds with people

3: A friend who won't dip out on me after I lose everything and I'm at my worst.

4: To go back in time

5: To no longer be paranoid and to be free of negative thoughts.

6: Sleeping without nightmares or hearing things that aren't there

There is more, but this is my short list.

edited to add three lines to the list.

 

[wanttodie]

death

 

[Dead Meat]

To die peacefully in my sleep

 

[GreyCTB]

Less stress and more time

 

[narval]

in wrapping paper and without declaring to the treasury please.

 

[savoytruffle]

to not wake up in the morning

 

[theboy]

in wrapping paper and without declaring to the treasury please.

España?

 

[narval]

España?

Si (la marca de agua de la guardia civil dice mucho XD)

 

[Shivali]

N

 

[FuneralCry]

The only thing that I really wish for is permanent freedom from this existence. N would make the ideal present, but it's very unlikely that I will receive some sadly.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Bah, Santa isn't coming for my old ass. I got my gf an iphone and I'll be lucky to get a pair of socks. But it's like they say, it's about the giving, not the receiving. Just kidding. That's a crock.

 

[Celerity]

1. time machine
2. mega millions winning ticket
3. enough high quality cocaine to last me the next 70 years
4. luxury car with all the upgrades
5. lifetime fitness coach subscription
6. all-expenses-paid vacation to Europe
7. lunch with one of my favorite authors

(more) realistically:

1. cutting-edge gaming PC
2. nice set of kitchen knives
3. a genuine smile from one of my crushes (sad and pathetic, I know)

 

[Ultracheese]

Cheesy, I know, but to be able to spend the day with my best friend and the (unrequited) love of my life.

 

[Celerity]

Cheesy, I know, but to be able to spend the day with my best friend and the (unrequited) love of my life.

Are they one and the same? If so, goddamn, that's tough.

 

[Ultracheese]

Are they one and the same? If so, goddamn, that's tough.

I should've put a comma! They are separate people, though the best friend is dead.

 

[Celerity]

I should've put a comma! They are separate people, though the best friend is dead.

I'm sorry for your loss. Good friends can be as close or closer than family.

 

[Suicidebydeath]

I'm getting mine (it's time with someone special).

The only thing that I really wish for is permanent freedom from this existence. N would make the ideal present, but it's very unlikely that I will receive some sadly.

I wish I could help with that.

 

[Zegers]

 

[matthew00057]

the courage to finish it

 

[Forever Sleep]

A bolt of lightning directly to my brain stem while I put out seeds for the birds. (That would be quick right?)

Failing that, a creative job with security where I can work from home... I can dream...

 

[Pentobarbital_Plz]

But it's gotta be ridiculously easy and peaceful…thx Santa <3

 

[Blahhh]

Oh, nothing too fancy:
if not death, then F & N and even 100% He.
Time machine would do as well