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memento-mori

memento-mori

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Jul 1, 2025
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i don't want a funeral and i'll say that directly in my suicide note. but realistically, i have no choice.
 
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thepiecessatup

thepiecessatup

Student
Jan 9, 2024
103
I don't want a funeral. I just want to disappear and to never have existed.
 
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unluckysadness

unluckysadness

Enlightened
Jul 9, 2025
1,175
I've written my goodbye letter but I must write another note about the songs I'd like - probably Procol Harum's A Wither Shade of Pale. I really love this song. And another catholic hymn I guess
 
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memento-mori

memento-mori

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Jul 1, 2025
379
if they still decide to hold a funeral i'll request they play Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík 🤡

 
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darksouls

darksouls

Illuminated
May 10, 2025
3,382
people treated me like trash
no stage for that hypocritical scum
 
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Emerita

Emerita

the look of death
Jan 16, 2025
309
if they still decide to hold a funeral i'll request they play Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík 🤡
I thought the same thing :ahhha:

But I have requested not to have a funeral but if I did…
 
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derpyderpins

derpyderpins

:( precisely as ugly as Sidney Sweeney :(
Sep 19, 2023
2,228
Probably something cliche that I wouldn't want played but that someone insists was one of my favorites and exactly what I'd pick.
 
Zardoz

Zardoz

Peace
May 21, 2025
204
I'm in the process of getting a Will drawn up with a solicitor, who are also named as the Executors, in which i will explicitly state that i do not want any sort of funeral, so eg a direct cremation, and ashes disposed of by the crematorium and not returned to my next of kin.
In the UK the executor of the Will is responsible for arranging the funeral. If you dont name one, by default the executor is your next of kin, who can do whatever they like. They don't have to follow your wishes if they choose not to.
So no tunes for me.
 
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psp3000

psp3000

Enlightened
May 20, 2023
1,716
I don't want a funeral either and would prefer to be cremated (and most likely left to the state) and not leave or allow any family members access to my ashes

but if I had no choice and my wishes weren't respected I would burn a CD with Party Rock on it to confuse everyone/catch everyone's attention and then in the middle it's just a recording of me calling out the people I don't want to be at the funeral and airing out all of their dirty laundry and then it just cuts back to the song (as a final joke or F.U. to some of the people who treated me badly)

video unrelated (the thread title made me remember this)
 
trashisland

trashisland

outsider
Aug 5, 2025
140
I dont want a funeral either, thats the last thing id want. no one would show up anyway. but I suppose my favourite ambient track playing with no one around to listen is symbolic in a way, so if I must choose then #19 by aphex twin
 
caramelkidney

caramelkidney

the comic relief
Aug 5, 2025
31
probably nothing i like. like everyone else, i dont want a funeral, but my horrific family will probably still hold one for me.
 
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Zardoz

Zardoz

Peace
May 21, 2025
204
If I had to pick a tune, then "Goodbye Cruel World" by Pink Floyd.

 
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otium

otium

looking for the peace i crave
Aug 10, 2025
54
Not really a big social person, but if one was held, i would want the guests to pick so atleast its not a boring funeral.
 
memento-mori

memento-mori

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Jul 1, 2025
379
if they still decide to hold a funeral i'll request they play Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fučík 🤡


realistically they won't do that either so i guess they can play something sad by richard wagner at my funeral
 
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Angst Filled Fuck Up

Angst Filled Fuck Up

Illuminated
Sep 9, 2018
3,181
It hasn't been made yet. I want it to be pretty current so everyone can be like "wow, what a dope old man". It'll no doubt be some Gen Beta or Charlie/Gamma shit. Lmao imagine being part of the beta generation. And I thought millenial was cringe.
 
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noname223

Archangel
Aug 18, 2020
6,937
Play this at my funeral by Lil Skies.

On a serious Note: funerals are not made for the dead. It is mostly a way to cope for loved ones. They are up to decide. Whatever makes them feel comforted.
 
DeletedUser123xyz

DeletedUser123xyz

just a dream within a dream…
Aug 16, 2025
48
Don't imagine I'd have a funeral, but I always thought this song would be good for one:

 
Mr. Snrub

Mr. Snrub

Specialist
Aug 10, 2025
318
I'd be ok with just being thrown in a landfill or whatever's easy but the family will probably insist on a funeral. So I'll insist on:



cos I'll be in a box! I'm sure somebody at the funeral will get a laugh out of it...
 
princexhhn

princexhhn

did i make a mistake?
Sep 26, 2023
474
The B12 song from American Dad.
 

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