What is the least amount of messages it had ever taken for you to embarrass yourself?

[eg0deathf0rsure]

Embracing the fact it took less than 5 posts for me to misread something and make a silly comment.

 

[jodes2]

I get nervous and say embarrassing stuff with the hope of breaking the ice but it often just backfires on the first message

 

[vultureilse]

ill say 0 because im embarrassed by myself simply existing tbh. i tend to regret every single thing i say cause im really stupid and socially awkward and i never think before doing things so i always manage to say really embarrassing shit

 

[eg0deathf0rsure]

I get nervous and say embarrassing stuff with the hope of breaking the ice but it often just backfires on the first message

I know many people on Tumblr who would find this super endearing tbh. They're in love with awkward people.

ill say 0 because im embarrassed by myself simply existing tbh. i tend to regret every single thing i say cause im really stupid and socially awkward and i never think before doing things so i always manage to say really embarrassing shit

Impulsiveness can get the better of me too, I cannot keep my mouth shut for the life of me so the most stupid things will come out of my mouth!! I believe in you though, I am sure that someday you will have a day where you are less awkward and embarrassing than usual and it will be a triumphant day!! ..as silly as I have worded it. Keep trying to do your best!!!

 

[artificial_ineptness]

I'm perma-embarassing, so good that you added the 0 option.

On the bright side, not everyone cares. I can't think of anyone cringe enough to bother me. If anything, the people who never feel that way and think they are always right make me more uncomfortable.

 

[MlKE]

I send zero messages and usually can't bring myself to reply if messaged first either.

 

[valkyrie]

Generally was just when I get super clingy and pathetic when they had to go when I only knew them like less than an hour...
Can't say the exact amount of messages

 

[wait.what]

I once got an extremely strange and improbable-seeming text message that I assumed was from some spammer. I would have given even odds as to whether the "author" was even human. It read like the almost-English composed by AI's. It was a local exchange, but spammers and robocallers spoof those all the time, trying to trick you into answering.

I was sort of interested in the sophistication level of the "AI" in question, so I sent back a snarky answer that imitated the grammatically correct but ultimately nonsensical things that AI's produce. I wanted to see what "it" would say.

Yeah, it was an actual person who dialed a wrong number. I think what happened was she was distracted while sending the message, and didn't notice that her phone's predictive text function was generating partial gibberish.

I ended up apologizing profusely to the lady.

 

[Live or Let Die]

one of my first posts was on the number game thread, where I... put two of the wrong numbers... and only on the 3rd try did I get it right.

 

[CandyK__]

The more I try to not be awkward the more awkward i end up becoming, so I stop paying attention and try to just be. Say the first thing that comes to my mind, and if I misunderstood, I'll just try to laugh it off.

 

[hungry_ghost]

I'm perma-embarassing, so good that you added the 0 option.

On the bright side, not everyone cares. I can't think of anyone cringe enough to bother me. If anything, the people who never feel that way and think they are always right make me more uncomfortable.

Completely unrelated: what's your avatar from? It seems like it has a real cyberpunk feel to it.