For the past three weeks I've been a lab rat.
I'm undergoing something called sEEG which is basically a brain scan, except unlike your standard EEG I have 13 needles the size of a bic pen in the left hemisphere of my brain.
Some doctors asked me to join their battles against "locked in syndrome", which I did.
I mean, if I'm here already, right?
I've controlled a computer mouse by thinking very hard at it, I've played a shitty game involving controlling 25 people at the same time, and I made a computer speak Russian. I was supposed to make it speak Hebrew, by the way. The computer didn't even HAVE a Russian model. Freaked the hell out of the neuro. The computer has a
VERY thick Scottish accent when connected to me.
I should note - I was born in UKRAINE!
