What are some useless purchases you would make if you were rich?

[Mixo]

Pretend you're a fucking billionaire and money isn't a worry for you. What are some purchases that you'd make? Try not to judge your or other people's purchases because ultimately, we all know we ain't taking anything with us to our graves, YOLO, all that, etc.

Stuff I could see myself buying if money was no issue:
- a Tesla/EV
- a high quality espresso machine so that I can make coffees at home and never visit a cafe in person ever again and play barista at home
- a crazy computer setup with, like, four monitors, one of which will be the size of a gigantic TV

 

[Ringo]

Something that is really useless to me and doesn't make sense to spend on it, uhm... Well, I would build a huge, very obtuse bathroom with no bathtub or washbasin, just a toilet in its center, which would be made of gold and instead of water it would use caviar, why? Well, so that the expression "the throne" is as literal as possible.

 

[FuneralCry]

Theres nothing that I really want to buy. I cannot think of anything. Buying lots of pointless items would just make me feel empty. I just want a peaceful death.

 

[Mixo]

Theres nothing that I really want to buy. I cannot think of anything. Buying lots of pointless items would just make me feel empty. I just want a peaceful death.

Okay, well then I guess in such a situation, you would/could buy your method....

 

[motel rooms]

Manwhores. My answer to everything is always manwhores.

 

[Sunset Limited]

I would have a luxury bunker built 200 meters underground. I love silence :)

 

[Mixo]

Manwhores. My answer to everything is always manwhores.

Finally, someone who understands the spirit of this meaningless but hopefully fun exercise.

 

[Crazy4u]

I would hire people to do stuff for me. Lazinees has no cure lol. Examples:

- at home fitness instructor
- full time cook
- full time bodyguards
- full time housekeepers
- part time pet setters
- staff to run errands for me
- ...etc

big list. I am tired of doing everything by myself.

 

[motel rooms]

Finally, someone who understands the spirit of this meaningless but hopefully fun exercise.

But I couldn't be more serious.

 

[Mixo]

I would hire people to do stuff for me. Lazinees has no cure lol. Examples:

- at home fitness instructor
- full time cook
- full time bodyguards
- full time housekeepers
- part time pet setters
- staff to run errands for me
- ...etc

big list. I am tired of doing everything by myself.

Have a huge battalion of staff. Now this is the kind of excess I like to see.

But I couldn't be more serious.

Oh I've seen your other posts. I know you're dead serious. ;)

 

[PreussenBlueJay]

An island and cloning technology.

 

[Mixo]

I think I'll add to my list one of those personal anti-gravity rooms that NASA uses for training. Just to feel some weightlessness.

 

[summers]

- a crazy computer setup with, like, four monitors, one of which will be the size of a gigantic TV

Like this: Monitor is a LG Nano 49" 4k120hz - Didn't go with OLED because they tend to burn in when used a monitors.
AMD 5950x
3090RTX

 

[LADY007]

Pretend you're a fucking billionaire and money isn't a worry for you. What are some purchases that you'd make? Try not to judge your or other people's purchases because ultimately, we all know we ain't taking anything with us to our graves, YOLO, all that, etc.

Stuff I could see myself buying if money was no issue:
- a Tesla/EV
- a high quality espresso machine so that I can make coffees at home and never visit a cafe in person ever again and play barista at home
- a crazy computer setup with, like, four monitors, one of which will be the size of a gigantic TV

my own helicopter

 

[Foresight]

N, plastic surgery, instruments, books, and a house with a huge amount of land far away from neighbors.

 

[summers]

my own helicopter

Don't forget, the lessons to get a license, unless you're also going to hire a pilot :)

But I'll do you one better - how about a straight up modern, supersonic fighter jet. Yes, you can actually buy and fly these:

Aircraft for Sale on GlobalPlaneSearch

Find new and used planes, helicopters, fighter jets, private jets and other aircraft for sale, lease, trade or charter.

www.globalplanesearch.com

 

[Lost Magic]

I guess I would just live in Vegas like Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas. But instead of drinking myself to death (like he did), I would be drinking Nembutal after I blew loads of the cash. lol, actually, I am not really sure.

 

[LADY007]

Don't forget, the lessons to get a license, unless you're also going to hire a pilot :)

But I'll do you one better - how about a straight up modern, supersonic fighter jet. Yes, you can actually buy and fly these:

Aircraft for Sale on GlobalPlaneSearch

Find new and used planes, helicopters, fighter jets, private jets and other aircraft for sale, lease, trade or charter.

www.globalplanesearch.com

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We can take the helicopter to the jet !!!

 

[summers]

This car:

 

[Mixo]

This car:

Wow, that legit looks like the Batmobile.

 

[LADY007]

Wow, that legit looks like the Batmobile.

Cool!!! I want this and a helicopter !!

 

[ultrafuntimes]

lots of anatomical models

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I'd probably just gamble it all away in Gacha games…

 

[StarryStarry]

Okay so this item isn't useless but it would be the first thing I would buy. An island in the middle of nowhere. Just me, Sweet Pea and the delivery guy who brings me food and other necessities (but he doesn't stay on the island - just drops things off). Oh, and at least 20 cats, if accepted by Sweet Pea. My god I think I've lost my mind ...............................

 

[Ringo]

I'd probably just gamble it all away in Gacha games…

What really determines everything, gacha games with or without spark?

I would hire people to do stuff for me. Lazinees has no cure lol. Examples:

- at home fitness instructor
- full time cook
- full time bodyguards
- full time housekeepers
- part time pet setters
- staff to run errands for me
- ...etc

big list. I am tired of doing everything by myself.

Man, I don't know if I misunderstood the purpose of the thread but everything you write seems very useful to me, especially all that.

If I had to do something productive with that money, I'd obtain a golden visa in a country that suits me best, I would buy a piece of land and build a very comfortable house to my taste and measure, with enough machinery to have a personal gym and I'd live quietly the rest of my life given to leisure.

 

[Jude]

I'd go to grad school for a humanities degree

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

What really determines everything, gacha games with or without spark?

Probably any characters I'm missing or willing to max out but purely for completion's sake.

 

[deflationary]

Since I don't want anything for myself, I'd try to pettily screw up someone else's life. Someone that deserves it. Like hire a hitman to take out one of those super-rich capitalist cosmonauts.

 

[Josh007]

Smart toilet with No hands cleaner

 

[motel rooms]

Since I don't want anything for myself, I'd try to pettily screw up someone else's life. Someone that deserves it. Like hire a hitman to take out one of those super-rich capitalist cosmonauts.

No hitman, make the bald one work in one of his warehouses where people aren't allowed to take bathroom breaks. Make him both piss & shit in a bottle with an Amazon logo.