Story Went To Buy Orange Juice To Get Drunk Again

[GenesAndEnvironment]

I have vodka and drinking it straight is not enjoyable for me, except a couple of days back when I just chugged it. So I decided to buy orange juice to mix (extremely strong) screwdrivers. Anyway, the reason I'm drinking is my loneliness and this is where it gets ironic. I had already had a couple before going to the store, btw. Anyway, on the way to the store I saw two perfect 10s, no flaws on their faces, make-up in the right amount to have dinner with their successful and mentally healthy fiancés. So now I really have the motivation to get completely fucking smashed again. I don't plan on vomiting so I won't drink to the point of blackout but I'll keep a good buzz going for hours thanks to the orange juice.

My imaginary girlfriend told me that I was good enough for her on the way back, at least, fuck I'm feeling the tears lol. Time 2 chug!


One part OJ, five parts vodka.

 

[262653]

Wait, why flood the loneliness with alcohol when you have an imaginary girlfriend?

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

Wait, why flood the loneliness with alcohol when you have an imaginary girlfriend?

It's in the alpha phase, insanity doesn't come naturally to me.1

 

[262653]

insanity doesn't come naturally to me

Hahaha~ I could've said that to myself, if I knew the right words. I think... I've been indoctrinated to take as truth something that appears to be true, rather than something that makes me feel better off. I've heard a nice couple of terms once: epistemic rationality vs. instrumental rationality. I think I've been neglecting the second one. It's like a code one has been growing up with. Like a set of deeply ingrained religious beliefs that proves to be problematic to get rid of. Fortunately for us, we aren't old and rigid enough to undergo such radical transformations. Or so I'd like to think.

I hope your psychological pain will serve as a driving force toward improving your Imagination skill.

 

[GenesAndEnvironment]

I hope your psychological pain will serve as a driving force toward improving your Imagination skill.

Well, it's driving the economy by alcohol purchases at least.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Wait, why flood the loneliness with alcohol when you have an imaginary girlfriend?

I'm guessing the alcohol makes it easier for this imaginary girlfriend to be perceived as he phases in and out of our plane of reality.

Like in some kind of Matrix parody.

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Is your friend inflatable? @GenesAndEnvironment :D

 

[signifying nothing]

(extremely strong) screwdrivers.

I need one of these.